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The Gitrog Monster
4:00
Morse is also dreadfully slow
Mike
4:00
109 MPH double and 112 MPH single so far from Polanco today
Paul Swydan
4:00
Why hasn't August run more polls?

Some legitimate reason (15% | 17 votes)
 
August is a ding dong. (85% | 96 votes)
 

Total Votes: 113
4:01
Hi everybody!
The people never lie, August.
august fagerstrom
4:01
definitely option 2
I even voted for it
hi paul
Paul Swydan
4:01
What's up everybody?
4:02
I'm here for Jays-Rays.
jesse
4:02
Is being a ding-dong an legitimate reason?
august fagerstrom
4:02
makes a good point.
Just Saying
4:02
Ding dong is a highly underutilized putdown
Paul Swydan
4:02
My Pirates NL Central pick is lookimng prettay prettay good right now. Let's just chalk that up as a win for Swydan.
It
4:03
Ding dong is a great non-swear put down.
It was used quite well in Lego Movie, when Batman says, "Well, you were right about him being a ding dong."
Hamist02
4:03
Paul, can you please publish the fact that jaso looks like Drexel from true romance. Please!
Paul Swydan
4:04
Alas, I only saw True Romance one time, so I'm not 100% sure on this one, but I feel like you're right on there.
Ryan
4:04
How many ding-dongs will TOR hit today?
august fagerstrom
4:04
Did Molina just auto-take an 0-1 pitch for a strike?
Paul Swydan
4:04
Oh way to tie it in to baseball. I say just one. That Archer guy is pretty good.
Speaking of....
4:05
Who do you like better?

Chris Archer (36.2% | 38 votes)
 
Sterling Archer (34.3% | 36 votes)
 
Mallory Archer (10.5% | 11 votes)
 
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE! (19% | 20 votes)
 

Total Votes: 105
Königsblauer S04
4:05
DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK
august fagerstrom
4:05
well
mlb.tv went down for a second. came back, two guys on and no outs already
August's Mom
4:05
I think you have run an excellent chat August.
august fagerstrom
4:05
Than-- oh.
Paul Swydan
4:06
Oh man, are we in for another year of "where's Melancon's velocity?"
Hugh
4:06
Paul, under/over 160 wins for the Pirates this year?
Paul Swydan
4:06
Over
Joe
4:06
Sometimes I wish I could upvote in the chat like I do for the comment section. Either way, Paul you deserve +1 for quoting the Lego Movie.
august fagerstrom
4:07
Michael Morse: glove-first first baseman
Bad Hermit
4:07
Chat is two fast with two people managing it. Fight to the death please.
august fagerstrom
4:07
I'll be gone before long!
Paul Swydan
4:07
Thanks! My kids are already learning the words to the Lego Batman Movie trailers. My daughter (she's a toddler) calls it "Batman Movie Lego Show."
The Dude of NY
4:07
Paul, you should really have started with this image:
Paul Swydan
4:07
I feel like people should get it without me having to put the pic in though. I have high expectations.
jesse
4:08
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