JotCast | 2018 Opening Day Very Long Chat

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Sheryl Ring

9:56

A-Rod wants to bunt, when Grandal can end the game with one swing.

Roger Cormier

9:56

Why is Matt Kemp?

Nate

9:56

A-Rod bringing up Matt Kemp's speed like it's 2012.

Stephen Church

9:57

They are already one game up, so it seems obvious at this point.

Bob

9:57

Didn't you hear Matt Kemp lost some weight.

Randy

9:57

Bring in Kirk Gibson. He probably has better wheels than Kemp.

Brandon M

9:57

Yeah, 2012 called they want their analysis back A-Rod

Roger Cormier

9:57

They didn't text? Wow so 2012.

Gary's Son

9:58

does eye black still work if it's blue?

Rubber Sand

9:58

AHA BILL JAMES WAS WRONG SAC BUNT RULES THE DAY

Justin

9:58

Where do you think the Giants need to be record wise at the end of April to be in a good spot to compete for a playoff spot?

Sheryl Ring

9:58

First place.

Roger Cormier

9:59

They'd be in good shape if they finished a little over .500 after April, since they play the Dodgers a lot the next four weeks I believe

Sheryl Ring

9:59

Or, to be less facetious, if they finish April around 17-11, that's a decent platform. But their pitching is rough without MadBum and Shark.

Bryant's outrageous blue eyes

9:59

Cup cakes rule

Bob

9:59

It's not eye black. It's eye blue.

Sheryl Ring

9:59

Actually, according to this chat, pie rules.

Roger Cormier

10:00

It's outrageous eye blue

Longoria with the basket catch

Cake vs. Pie

Cake (38.1% | 16 votes)

Pie (61.9% | 26 votes)

Total Votes: 42

Rubber Sand

10:00

Roger and Sheryl, end it. Poll time: Cake or Pie

Bob

10:01

I had Strickland forever on my fantasy team thinking he was the closer of the future. I finally give up on that happening, and they make him the closer.

alpha309

10:01

pies are a type of graph

Gary's Son

10:01

carrot cake = terrible

Will

10:01

Crazy hypothetical... what record do the Rays need to have at the end of April to be in Playoff contention?

Sheryl Ring

10:01

Tampa is better than people realize. They can be around .500 and linger around the wild card.

Gary's Son

10:01

ice cream cake = the best

flavour context is too important to categorically generalize.

Roger Cormier

10:01

Wait, did any Dodger piss off Hunter Strickland three years ago? This might come into play now

Stuafoo

10:01

Pie is far superior

Not Finnigan

10:02

I will make an exception for cakes of the ice cream and cheese variety

Roger Cormier

10:02

I would guess the Rays would be best in the early portion of the season before their bullpen days blow up in their face

Davy Andrews

10:02

Can you two please switch beats for a week? Sheryl writes funny stuff and Roger writes in-depth legal analysis?

Roger Cormier

10:02

What can go wrong?

alpha309

10:02

if Pederson were to hit a triple, could Kemp score?

Jesse

10:02

I mean cheesecake is obviously pie

Bob

10:02

Matt Kemp stole a base off Strickland back when he was fast.

Roger Cormier

10:03

Strickland clearly doesn't remember since he didn't hit him

He *could* Alpha, but he wouldn't

Stuafoo

10:03

He may kinda stink now, but damn if it isn’t cool to see Ichiro back in an Ms uniform

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