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AvatarJay Jaffe
9:58
also, the number of anti-Wilpon things I've said probably rules me out
tommytoms
9:59
what is the most presidential facial hair?
AvatarDan Szymborski
9:59
are you daft? taft.
5-Run Quadruple
9:59
Who replaces Reddick if he's taken out? Marisnick?
AvatarJay Jaffe
9:59
yes, most likely
someone
9:59
Does it count as playing small ball if you're comically bad at it?
AvatarDan Szymborski
9:59
The Marlins still count as playing baseball.
Fire Ken Tremendous
10:00
Did any of you guys think being a big league hitter was easy until Smoltz just pointed out that it isn't?
Hire Joe Morgan?
10:00
John Quincy Adams over Taft, Dan.
AvatarDan Szymborski
10:00
good beard, but no nose neighbor.
Acuña Moncada
10:00
I'm a fan of muttonchops
Dystopian Future
10:00
BUNT ATTEMPT COUNTER: 3
AvatarJay Jaffe
10:00
My thinking on the ease of being a big league hitter changed pretty quickly thanks to Smoltz there, ya
kevinthecomic
10:01
gotta be Lincoln, right? -- all beard, no stache!
AvatarDan Szymborski
10:01
chinstrap is too bro-y
Byron Buxton
10:01
What is the record for most total bunts in a 9 inning game?
AvatarJay Jaffe
10:01
AvatarDan Szymborski
10:02
9 bunts.
But it was 22 innings.
Adam2
10:03
Did it take 22 innings because of all the bunts?
AvatarJay Jaffe
10:03
That's the inference
AvatarDan Szymborski
10:03
Three nine-inning games of 8 ingo 1908
Probably some before that
Hire Joe Morgan?
10:03
Beards should be judged relativistically.  The bro-ness was not of his time.
Anonymous
10:03
G to the 7 is cake, Jaffe. There's even an express line that'll save you half the time.
AvatarJay Jaffe
10:04
generally tough to get the express if you're going at non-peak hours, like for covering a game
AvatarDan Szymborski
10:04
You need a time machine to know for sure. Abraham Lincoln never had to make the choice to NOT wear an Ed Hardy shirt or get a barbed wire tattoo on his biceps.
Wire Fan
10:04
100 fake internet dollars Smoltz talks about a safety squeeze here.
Lunar verLander
10:04
I agree. Beards get significantly better the closer they get to the speed of light.
CTBNL
10:04
Why does Cole look tired at half Scherzer’s pitch count?
AvatarDan Szymborski
10:04
He's not a professional pitcher so he's working for free
AvatarJay Jaffe
10:04
hey, the Astros are losing. Adam Eaton atones for his terrible first-inning buntfucking with an RBI single to RF on a slider.
AvatarDan Szymborski
10:05
I like the term buntfucking
Cole should've transformed, now it's too late.
Ben Kaspick
10:06
And that is why we have screens.
AvatarDan Szymborski
10:06
It doesn't count as a curse word if you have a non-curse prefix.
Brian CashGod
10:06
is that a Cole-o-Lantern?
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