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Bi-Polar Bear
11:33
This game is getting set up for Osuna's karmic implosion.
Dennis
11:34
no dan for a pitcher do little is good
Ace
11:34
The Nats bullpen is like a Greek tragedy - you know its gonna end in tears, you're only trying to figure out which character will provide the arc.
LFC Mike
11:34
That’s a 5 minute major for excessive punning Dan.
This is Lude-i-cris
11:34
Unprofessional swing for a professional hitter
AvatarDan Szymborski
11:34
MY GOD THEY STOPPED PAYING HIM
AvatarJay Jaffe
11:34
"...which character will provide the arc."

Might be the guy firing the imaginary arrows, but we'll see...
AvatarDan Szymborski
11:35
All baseball should be produced with a juicyness rating printed on it, like the expiration date on orange juice
"Tagging is Springer staying put"
Acuña Moncada
11:35
"Do you prefer your baseballs with pulp or no pulp?"
PleaseThanks
11:36
Bless the person who invented betting the first 5 innings on MLB.  This endgame stuff is exhausting emotionally.
Adam2
11:36
“Miracle Off Dan Hudson”—headline
Lightning Rodney
11:36
Sometimes I like to think that Doolittle's dad is a doctor that can talk to animals
Dystopian Future
11:36
I do enjoy making fun of announcers but that sentence does make sense, he did go back to tag up and then stayed put, right? Or did they mean tagging like going to the next base tagging.
BK
11:37
How come no one is saying SHIT about Springer not hustling out of the box? He should've been on third and probably scores on that fly ball
AvatarDan Szymborski
11:37
It's late and I'm full of sugar and cough medicine
LFC Mike
11:37
That was much A Doolittle About  Nothing.
AvatarDan Szymborski
11:39
THey shoudl call the Nats bullpen Doolittle's Razers, amirite?
Barves
11:39
Y'all know that if that was Ronald Acuna not running out of the box, it would be the only thing we'd hear about for the rest of the world series.
AvatarDan Szymborski
11:40
Dystopian Future
11:40
How did we as a baseball society go from Braves to Barves with no problem, but then never take the inevitable next step from Barves to Barfs
AvatarDan Szymborski
11:41
It's not as direct an insult on spelling
Lightning Rodney
11:41
WE WANT FERNANDO
Wire Fan
11:41
There's still a pretty good chance Doolittle finishes this game and gets less than 4 outs.
AvatarDan Szymborski
11:42
Dystopian Future
11:42
Fernando Rodney is the favorite pitcher of everyone except the fans of the team he's currently pitching on, and the team he's currently facing.
AvatarDan Szymborski
11:42
He's the last player older than me, so I hope he stays in MLB for ten more years.
Ben Kaspick
11:42
Sounds accurate.
AvatarDan Szymborski
11:43
Ichiro retired and Joaquin Benoit might as well be.
See, I have media for every possible situation.
Tinker to Taylor to SoldiertoSpy
11:44
Hunter Strickland, by contrast, is simply the least favorite pitcher of both the team he's on and the team he's facing
Not Evan
11:44
Assume the Nationals would somehow be granted two wins if Trevor Rosenthal successfully pitched the ninth. Would they put him in? Three wins?
Bookworm
11:44
Any neutral has to embrace the chaos: Fernando.
Blue
11:45
Fernando is a ladder.
EarlWeaverJr
11:45
Fernando Rodney is the anti-Chuck Norris.
AvatarDan Szymborski
11:45
Below his beard, there's a...chin.
Dystopian Future
11:45
Joe Smith, sinkerballer, faces Ryan Zimmerman, groundout machine, and produces possibly the likeliest outcome of the entire game.
This is Lude-i-cris
11:45
For them to put him in he would need to be on their team
LFC Mike
11:46
Would Talk to Transformer put Fernando in?
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