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8:43
"Cubby Broccoli" can't possibly be a real person's name
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:43
Bond producer
Cubby was a nickname
Maggie25
8:43
I thought of corked bats because I was imagining balls literally filled with juice
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:44
It would be fun to see a baseball that's half filled with liquid and a smaller weighted ball inside.
You'd get some really weirdass movement on pitches.
5 Run Homer
8:44
Cubby Broccoli is an FX series Fargo ass name
kevinthecomic
8:44
Albert "Cubby" Broccoli
Brian CashGod
8:44
I mean this is Minute Maid Park...
5 Run Homer
8:44
Every 100th ball just explodes on impact
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:45
Hidden concussion grenades within some balls would add to the intrigue.
Hire Joe Morgan?
8:46
How would it affect a swing if you could put a viscous liquid in the bat so the barrel's center of gravity changed as you swung?
kevinthecomic
8:46
I remember like 25 years ago KFC gave away a beach ball that had a little pouch on one side that you filled with water -- everytime you threw it, it would move like a knuckleball
Tinker to Taylor to SoldiertoSpy
8:46
Seth Beer is a real name
Brian CashGod
8:46
I love that Zim hit the first Nats WS home run, he really is the face of the franchise
Lunar verLander
8:46
Flash bang baseballs to increase base stealing
CamdenWarehouse
8:46
is there a 7 day IL for concussion grenade injuries?
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:46
Only if they cause a concussion!
If you die, your roster spot is open and another injury there's the traditional IL
Brian CashGod
8:46
Hidden grenades in the balls would definitely add value to that whole "see 10 seconds into the future" gift
Dennis
8:46
Are the Nationals viewed as an being advanced analytical team, or are they pretty much average at it?
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:46
Averageish.
stever20
8:47
so who do you think the mystery candidate for the Mets is for their Manager?
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:47
BOBBY VALENTINE I hope
Dak To The Future
8:47
Chapman a Yankee next year or moving on to less green pastures?
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:47
I think they'll work out an extension to keep him from opting out
CamdenWarehouse
8:47
Cistulli is the mystery candidate
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:48
LFC Mike
8:48
Optimal team for Rendon next year?
Dennis
8:48
Dan, u just made cough up my Tea in laughter with Bobby Valentine
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:48
I'm not a Mets fan so I have no guilt about giving him to them!
Joe Buck Farmer
8:49
This Met's mystery manager thing is the shittiest spin-off of the Masked Singer yet.
Dak To The Future
8:49
NY Post just confirmed that Weff Jilpon is the new favorite to manage the Mets
Pieman
8:49
Ohhhh I’ve been reading these chats for weeks now and I just got the joke in Lunar VerLander’s name. Nicely done, sir or madam.
Ben Kaspick
8:49
Could it be the Dodgers? Heard rumblings that Rendon doesn't want maximum years, and that seems to be what the Dodgers would want too.
CamdenWarehouse
8:49
So the only lefties in the whole series are a Nats starter and closer. No planning for platoon matchups out of the pen. Think this is a first?
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:49
Ideally, you don't want matchups that make you want to use nationals relievers.
Hire Joe Morgan?
8:49
Scherzer looks really sloppy tonight....
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:49
Someone pointed to overthrowing earlier and I buy it
Mad Joe-Don
8:50
But Valentine has to wear the eye-black mustache, right?
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