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AvatarDan Szymborski
9:56
And no, I have no good idea on how to fix baseball's lack of minority representation. It's hard to just pull a lever and make it happen and I'm not sociologist or philosopher.
Sheryl Ring
See? Just lawyers.
Shauger
9:56
shocking the two teams playing tonight have the most votes for who do you want in the World Series...
AvatarDan Szymborski
9:56
Why do you guys hate the Braves?
Nick Mar - Cake is Good
9:56
How is Sheryl so fast at finding links?
AvatarDan Szymborski
9:56
Magic
Sheryl Ring
9:56
Research is a lawyer's friend
9:57
Also, I invented the internet.
Dystopian Future
9:57
Dan, if you say it's hard to just pull a lever and make it happen, then what's that gigantic lever right next to you for? Try pulling it.
Tucci
9:57
I always figured she was a muggle lawyer...
AvatarDan Szymborski
9:57
The lever adjusts the height on my desk recliner
Matt
9:57
What's the deal with re-search? In most cases, I haven't yet searched. How can I research?
Sheryl Ring
9:57
I prefer to de-search, myself.
Ben
9:57
Sheryl, everyone knows Terrence Gore invented the internet
Mister Puppy
9:57
If you pull that lever, someone you *don't know* will die
Daniel
9:58
Sheryl is secretly Al Gore confirmed.
Sheryl Ring
9:58
I am *much* better looking.
AvatarDan Szymborski
9:58
No, seriously, the lever just changes the height on my chair.
Sheryl Ring
9:58
*Someone drops dead*
AvatarDan Szymborski
9:58
There's no way, my chair isn't even internet connected!
CamdenWarehouse
9:58
You don't find Link, you play as Link
Dystopian Future
9:59
Well try pulling it again Dan, but this time get off the chair when you do it.
Matt
9:59
This is precisely why I participate in these chats. Maybe not directly, but I am no longer someone Dans doesn't know.
CamdenWarehouse
9:59
was someone standing under Dan's chair before he hit the lever?
JimTheCarpetLintGuy
9:59
This chat is fascinating
tb.25
9:59
Dan, it’s a twist knob
Brandon M
9:59
What the hell is going on
AvatarDan Szymborski
9:59
My chair doesn't have a twist knob
Ozzie Ozzie Albies Free
9:59
Theoretically, if Cutch refused to shave after he was traded, what would the Yankees do? Could they fine him for that?
Sheryl Ring
10:00
I gave an interview about this a couple of weeks ago. https://www.lockedonyankees.com/yankees/gregory-the-yankees-appearance...
AvatarDan Szymborski
10:00
You guys may say I'm silly, but *you* were the ones that placed zipzopzoobitybopping Severino in second place.
Matt
10:00
I enjoy the yin that Sheryl brings to Dan's yang.
tb.25
10:00
Can we have a poll about whether we like the Yankees shave policy? (I for one dislike it)
Blob Saget
10:00
I love reading the reactions of every one who doesn't usually participate in Dan Chats
AvatarDan Szymborski
10:01
I like chats freewheeling and slightly mad.
5 Run Homer
10:01
Would the Yankees waive their facial hair policy if that Bryce Harper said he’d only sign there if he could keep his beard?
Sheryl Ring
10:01
The Yankees' Facial Hair Policy Is:
Awesome! (11.2% | 17 votes)
 
Awful! (61.8% | 94 votes)
 
Irrelevant! (22.4% | 34 votes)
 
Wait, the Yankees have a facial hair policy? (4.6% | 7 votes)
 
Total Votes: 152
Perennial Ballboy Tryout
10:01
I enjoy doughnuts
AvatarDan Szymborski
10:01
See, I wouldn't mind wearing the Yankees so I would feel no peer pressure to grow a horrific beard
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