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Sean Dolinar
8:16
Hi everyone!  I'd be interested to see what rule would limit the opener.  I can't think of anything is off the top of my head.
Shirtless George Brett
8:16
Dan smells of sandalwood and lavender.
Brian CashGod
8:16
Not asking for legal advice, but Sheryl, is it legal to murder if the victim is an outdated statistic?
8:17
thank goodness for streams that our resident lawyer would not approve of ;)
Mike O
8:17
Hey Sean!
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:17
I actually smell like Old Spice Swagger. Which has a distinctively ginger smell.
Hey Sean!
CamdenWarehouse
8:18
we don't want Dan's head to get too big
Sean Dolinar
8:18
Swagger is a good scent.
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:18
I already basically have the proportions of a macy's parade inflatable cartoon character.
Anonymous
8:18
Sheryl is the Nick Markakis to Dan's Ian Desmond
Erik
8:18
But wins don't factor into salary negotiations still, do they?
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:19
arbitration
Sheryl Ring
8:19
Thank you, I think...?
Brendan
8:19
Opener not working too well here ...
All Rise
8:19
What happens when the "opener" sucks
Sean Dolinar
8:19
IP _really_ factors into arb.
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:19
Well, it's STILL an opener.
Now Sean, you guys better be REALLY nice to since he makes like all the fancy gadgets and zoopzaws you see on FG.
Joe
8:19
Judge is good at baseball
Disco is Dead
8:19
Well, Dan, if a zombie apocalypse hits...you'd make for some good food?
Omega Red
8:20
So many old men yelling at clouds right now
JimTheCarpetLintGuy
8:20
Well, Hendriks isn't going to last long...
CamdenWarehouse
8:20
sigh
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:20
I will go quickly in the zombie apocalypse. Predictive modeling, sarcasm, and ability to play the piano will have little use in that world.
Brian CashGod
8:20
GOOD THING WE HAVE SHERYL, CAUSE COURT IS NOW IN SESSION, THE HONORABLE AARON JUDGE PRESIDING
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:21
Is Sheryl representing the plaintiff or defendant?
M.Keller
8:21
unless you can predict where the zombies will be located, then that would be useful
Sheryl Ring
8:21
I feel like if the defendant was the ball, it was already sentenced.
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:21
But I won't have a working PC! Or air conditioning!
Jesse
8:21
Should I be able to find the WPA chart somewhere? The page won't go past yesterday.
Sean Dolinar
JimTheCarpetLintGuy
8:21
I'm new, how does this whole chat thing work?
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:21
People make thousands of comments and we try to answer hundreds.
AdamZ
8:22
Welp a pitcher gave up some runs. The opener is therefore dumb. Starters never give up runs.
Guest
8:22
I just want one postseason free of all the super-rich teams.  Is that too much to ask?
Cam
8:22
I don't know what went faster, that Judge line drive, or the World's faith in analytics out the door.
CamdenWarehouse
8:22
except cats caused the apocalypse and you are the one appointed to negotiate with them
Sheryl Ring
8:22
Fun fact: The Yankees were not close to the highest payroll in baseball this year.
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:23
The A's like to use Liam Hendriks earlier because he has a disease that makes it so that he's still stuck in Australian time and he falls asleep really early.
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