Austin Allie
4:19
Someone bleached and mopped the floor of this train and what i wanna know is what was so awful that they actually cleaned the subway?
10:30
I accidentally dressed like where’s waldo 
*** Thursday, February 7 ***
Austin Allie
12:39
10:31
Someone get this woman some hyaluronic acid 
10:46
the only masked singer i care about is ERIK, THE OPERA GHOST and he is a MURDERER and my BOYFRIEND
11:24
4:24
STEPPED IN ShIt WITH MY BARE FOOT HAPPY THIRSDAY
4:52
My maps app just recently started calling my new apartment home after 2 months and i know it’s not that deep but 
*** Friday, February 8 ***
Austin Allie
12:23
The Cheetah Girls deserve a Las Vegas residency.
2:03
Me after one weekly phone interview
That's enough corporate testosterone for me today thanks
4:41
*** Saturday, February 9 ***
Austin Allie
7:29
Omg i just remembered the time i covered Elastic Heart for a show but forgot to change the key and literally had to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
8:43
Seeing the password you use for all your shit actually typed out and not just a series of asterisks is surreal
9:15
that’s the moment she transformed from a sad bitch to a bad bitch
*** Monday, February 11 ***
Austin Allie
4:25
Keep going!! You're almost to something good and all the bad will be worth it!!!
9:29
Wow 35 degrees feels nice to me now???
*** Tuesday, February 12 ***
Austin Allie
11:13
One time at this bar I asked this older guy for a lighter and he took out a book of matches and asked, “dO yOu eVeN… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
*** Wednesday, February 13 ***
Austin Allie
2:06
Sometimes I feel as if I'm the only apartment in the entire building thats fire alarm goes off almost daily 😔
10:16
Highlight of my day: asking store employee if i can use restroom and she says no then 2 minutes later her letting s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
10:36
As a host, I am ONLY dedicated to giving all the queer people who come into the restaurant the best fucking seat in the house
*** Friday, February 15 ***
Austin Allie
1:12
I'm just a Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor looking for my Jack Antonoff
*** Monday, February 18 ***
Austin Allie
2:28
Shelby didn’t die for this twitter.com/prasejeebus/st…
5:14
The concept... the execution... the vague, haunting tones of dialup. I’m here for it!!! Awesome album 🖤🌹
My album 'The Inside Of Every Computer' is now avaiable on Spotify
hyperurl.co/6yafus
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Produced by Jonte… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Produced by Jonte… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
*** Tuesday, February 19 ***
Austin Allie
1:07
Me to my neighbors being loud after recording vocals at 1 in the morning and constantly having loud sex at all times of the day: :/
12:53
lana del rey telling me what happiness is
11:40
who put Ariana Grande in touch with the Illuminati
*** Wednesday, February 20 ***
Austin Allie
1:12
THE POP MUSIC WE NEED AND DESERVE 🖤🌹
MY SINGLE WISER IS OUT EVERYWHERE 🚀🚀🚀 open.spotify.com/track/7FAJdyyy… 
12:14
Playing Edith Piaf while it’s snowing outside ☺️
5:19
If you’re a no sleep/horror/Reddit fan, PLEASE upvote my new horror story @ reddit.com/r/nosleep/comm…
*** Thursday, February 21 ***
Austin Allie
9:52
Me, suddenly awake and panicked at 4 a.m.
Whats going on with mycareer
*** Friday, February 22 ***
Austin Allie
1:31
Full offense but I’m going to start charging an hourly rate for people who grill me about my career search. I’m doi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
4:21
*** Saturday, February 23 ***
Austin Allie
11:24
Where did Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow get off doing a good, quality collab? 2001 was a simpler time
*** Sunday, February 24 ***
Austin Allie
2:40
If you didn't have the audio from Lady Gaga's 2009 VMA performance on your iPod in middle school, are you really gay?
11:20
OSCAR WINNER LADY GAGA!! get in twinks we goin ✈️ EGOT
*** Monday, February 25 ***
Austin Allie
8:51
2016 vs. 2019 
9:13
*** Tuesday, February 26 ***
Austin Allie
9:08
Sour cream on my pants
All these Upper Eastside hoes
Won’t shut the fuck up
All these Upper Eastside hoes
Won’t shut the fuck up
11:36
P!nk... makes me feel things
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