Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 1/26/17
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norman
3:13
cabs or uber
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:13
Uber
ohioastrosfan
3:13
Favorite rapper pls
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:13
Not really my genre.
Parappa?
ohioastrosfan
3:13
Biggio or Bagwell
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:13
Bagwell
Gub Gub
3:13
I recently learned that "Knoblauch" in German means garlic. Therefore, you will now refer to him as Charlie Garlic
Hairy Son
3:13
Is it OK to say I love you just a little bit more knowing you didn't vote for Trump?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:14
I don't think you should base love on who someone voted for!
ohioastrosfan
3:14
Thoughts on Yankees no facial hair policy?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:14
Fine for me, I can only group crappy beards.
ohioastrosfan
3:14
---Do you have a jersey? I sense some very nerdy roleplaying...-----

Laughed out loud at my desk because I do in fact have a Springer Jersey.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:14
"Hey babe, wanna see some isolated power?"
Gub Gub
3:15
Any interest in the new Star Trek series (despite the baffling decision to tie it to CBS' ill-fated internet adventure)?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:15
No.
I'm not interesting in yet another prequel.
I want the storyline to move forward where we left off after DS9 Voyager/TNG movies.
Matt
3:15
If Dan Szymborski eats a salad, is it a szalad?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:15
Why not?
JT
3:16
My girlfriend finds Daniel Norris dreamy. I grew a beard just to be safe
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:16
Are you also living in a van down by the river?
Harold
3:17
Who was the most underappreciated player in the nineties?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:17
Bagwell still. He's a top 5 modern 1B.
ohioastrosfan's girlfriend
3:17
Come to bed, George Springer, and let me show you MY OBP.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:17
"Sorry, i got caught stealing your heart again"
Matt
3:17
If a salad eats Dan Szymborski, does he become Dan Simborsky?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:17
That only happens if we're living in Rand McNally
Guest
3:17
If you were to write a baseball novel what would the premise be?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:17
Ridiculousness.
3:18
OK guys, now it's time for a handsome little bookend, now it's time to tie up all the loose ends.
Thanks for joining me, everyone! You can read my work at ESPN.com (ZiPS Top 100 prospects TOMORROW), chats and projections at FanGraphs, and DSzymborski on Twitter.
3:19
If for some odd reason you miss my chats when I'm not here, I'm just as stupid and obnoxious on Twitter.
NOW GO AWAY. IT'S OVER>
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