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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 10/15/18

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Brian $Man

1:15

Dan was born a male and now identifies as a Fangraphs writer.

Dan Szymborski

1:15

Heh

But still, be nice.

1:16

I don't think there's anything wrong with showing people respect.

CamdenWarehouse

1:16

just don't put cheese on a Berger

Dan Szymborski

1:16

ewww

Chili Con Davis

1:16

Chili side: corn chips or cornbread?

Dan Szymborski

1:16

More chili

Side dishes are for those unwilling to commit whole-heartedly to the main course.

1:17

Gennady, I'm not touching THAT question.

I'd rather sit in a bath of acid than talk much on the internet about politics.

Chili Con Davis

1:17

You have chosen . . . wisely

Matthew

1:17

If the cheese is not melted is it still a cheeseburger?

Dan Szymborski

1:17

Sure

hscer

1:17

but cornbread is delicious

Dan Szymborski

1:17

It is, but I just enjoy cornbread for the cornbread

LFC Mike

1:18

A food lightning round sounds interesting...

Dan Szymborski

1:18

You cheapen the chili by requiring a guest and you cheapen cornbread by making implying it inferior to chili that it cannot be eaten on its own

I'm the jerkface that doesn't like thanksgiving food touching.

hscer

1:18

What kind of acid? I'm sure there are some that aren't corrosive to human skin.

Dan Szymborski

1:18

Painful kind

1:19

Not like acid rock

Gennady Golovkin

1:19

Chili does not have beens, yes?

Dan Szymborski

1:19

No beans.

Don't know about beens.

I guess most chili has a chronological history

Morbo

1:19

Can one sit in a bath of acid rock?

Dan Szymborski

1:20

Well, acid rock albums/cds

hscer

1:20

as long as we agree that jellied cranberry sauce >>> other kinds

Chili Con Davis

1:20

What if you made the chili out of Mr. Bean?

Dan Szymborski

1:20

It would be human chili, so long as he doesn't have actual beans

LFC Mike

1:20

Do you sit at the kids table during thanksgiving and tease them about the gravy running into the green beans?

Dan Szymborski

1:20

My family is small enough that we just have a main table

Gennady Golovkin

1:20

What if you made the cranberry sauce out of chili?

Dan Szymborski

1:20

Then it's chili

Or a weird meaty cranberry sauce

If it has actual cranberries in it, it's not chili

Morbo

1:20

Dan, I propose Lysergic acid for your acid bath. ZiPS projections would be...interesting

hscer

1:20

thanksgiving green beans can only be legitimately consumed as part of a casserole

Dan Szymborski

1:21

I only like green beans if they're raw

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