Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 12/21/15
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Kylo Ren
1:18
What are your thoughts on Grantland's collapse?
Dan Szymborski
1:18
Work-related reason.
TommyLasordid
1:19
Yes in the rock 'n roll hall of fame?
Dan Szymborski
1:19
Sure
Bork
1:19
Listen to Polka music the entire time during the Szymborski hour.
Dan Szymborski
1:19
Command or your personal modus oeprandi?
Derek
1:19
When people ask me what I want for Christmas, and my answer is to donate something to a charity, but they still get me a present, does that mean I'm the charity or they just didn't listen to me in the first place?
Dan Szymborski
1:19
They think you're pathetic enough that giving to you is as good as a charity
Casimir
1:19
Did you know that the city of Chicago celebrates Pulaski Day each march, with the school children getting the day off and the adults getting zimne piwo?
Dan Szymborski
1:19
I actually did not.
RotoLando
1:19
If you had to take up hoboing, what would be in your bindle?
Dan Szymborski
1:20
A gun? Hoboing seems like tough work.
The Dude
1:20
In Bloomquist Excerpt He's the one with the sub .200 OBP
And he likes giving outs for free
And he likes blowing like the breeze
But he knows not how to hit
Knows not how balls off of tees
TommyLasordid
1:20
Best Christmas song: Silent Night/Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
Dan Szymborski
1:20
Silent Night is a good song. Listening to Tom Waits makes my throat hurt.
Derek
1:20
Would you ever consider pulling a Dock Ellis at a baseball game? (as a fan, obviously you're not going to pitch)
Dan Szymborski
1:20
LSD a little much for me.
Kylo Ren
1:21
Write a haiku with your opinion of Episode VII, no spoilers.
Dan Szymborski
1:21
Star Wars in theaters, holy crap it doesn't suck, new experience
Joey Joe Joe
1:21
Do you follow an other sports closely?
Dan Szymborski
1:21
Football, esports, basketball to a lesser extent.
Jordan
1:22
Merry Christmas Dan?
Dan Szymborski
1:22
Don't know yet, it's the 21st.
RotoLando
1:22
Fake crab meat is called "krab". What would your DanCo brand fake lobster meat be called?
Dan Szymborski
1:22
Beef.
Jordan
1:22
Am I the last person on either that has never seen any of the Star Wars and has no interest in the latest?
Dan Szymborski
1:22
There are people in Asia who still ive in caves.
1:23
Also people that were just born or in a permanently vegetative state.
GSon
1:23
Ram 150 Hemi or Chevy Silverado?
Dan Szymborski
1:23
Silverado
Bork
1:23
Not a Star Wars spoiler or anything, but can you post on your twitter afterwards what you think the role Finn will be in the future movies? Saying his name doesn't count as a spoiler does it?
Dan Szymborski
1:23
That counts as spoiling.
TommyLasordid
1:23
Happy Holidays or Season's Greetings?
Dan Szymborski
1:23
Happy Holidays'
I can't give greetings for the Season. Let winter do it's own damn work.
"Season's Greetings" also sounds like something you would ironically say to someone when you're about to kidnap them.
BK
1:24
What's the coldest place you've ever been?
Dan Szymborski
1:24
Toronto this past January and San Francisco one July.
TommyLasordid
Joey Joe Joe
1:24
Am I gonna get some skanky for my hangdown tonight at my XMAS work party?
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