Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 12/28/15
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RotoLando
1:12
If Mike Trout is Hulk Hogan, and Bryce Harper is Macho Man, who is Miss Elizabeth?
Dan Szymborski
1:12
Scott Boras?
Kip
1:12
Have you ever watched Harmontown?
Dan Szymborski
1:12
I have not.
Kip
1:12
I promise you Rick and Morty will be your favorite show. Trust me. GET ON THAT!
The Cincinnati Kid
1:12
Lightning Round: Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 10 duck-sized horses?
Dan Szymborski
1:12
10 duck-sized horses.
I imagine they would attack more black ninja style. That horse-sized duck may be MEAN though.
The Cincinnati Kid
1:12
Lightning Round: How many third-graders would it take to overcome you in a fight? (Avg third-graders, but with a reason to fight you)
Dan Szymborski
1:13
30. Fewer if they practice cooperative takedowns.
The Cincinnati Kid
1:13
I know you're in Ohio: thoughts on goetta? I can't goetta enough
Dan Szymborski
1:13
Haven't had.
The Cincinnati Kid
1:13
How long do we have to wait for Star Wars: The Force Awakens spoilers? Like, if someone doesn't know Vader is Luke's father, I have no problem breaking it to them at this point.
Dan Szymborski
1:13
Until it's out of theaters.
If you didn't catch it in the theater, you didn't really want to see it that badly
anon
1:14
How many total jobs do you have?
Dan Szymborski
1:14
1
1:15
Anthony, I only can answer a percentage of questions. You asking the same question 15 times just makes me put you on ignore.
Elton
1:15
Favorite TV show of 2015
Dan Szymborski
1:15
Man in the High Castle
Dwight Schrute
1:15
What type of bear is best?
Dan Szymborski
1:16
honeybear since it's the only bear I can think of in the name of a good album
Chuncey Wiggins
1:16
You hear about teams giving players courses on financial planning, public speaking, and so on...should they also include statistical analysis as well? Cooking classes?
Dan Szymborski
1:16
I don't think it' sa suleful for a player
I am the Walrus
1:16
Does a fish know he's wet?
Dan Szymborski
1:16
Yes
Jamie XX
1:17
How good is my new album?
Dan Szymborski
1:17
Have not heard and not really my genre.
TJ
1:17
Who's on first?
Dan Szymborski
1:18
Who.
Not the pronoun, but a player with the unlikely name of Who, is on first.
Michael
1:18
The Force Awakens--Best Star Wars movie in a decade? Y/N
Dan Szymborski
1:18
Well duh
Chris
1:18
In the event smalls was killing you, how would he do it?
Dan Szymborski
1:18
You mean liek Biggie Smalls?
1:19
I guess scaring me? I don't believe in ghosts, so one would scare the hell outta me.
TJ
1:19
What's on second?
Dan Szymborski
1:19
Correct. Though they sometimes start Whatever on a day game following a night game
Anthony
1:19
thank you for wasting my time
Dan Szymborski
1:20
Doesn't appear to have been that valuable.
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