Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 2/1/16
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Dan Szymborski
1:44
Most of the Twenty-Four Histories haven't been translated into English.
Danks
1:44
Was the tissue you tore from a box of Kleenex?
Dan Szymborski
1:44
No, ligament and a meniscus
RotoLando
1:44
You know what's funny about watching The Sandlot, or any 80s movie? The "fat kid" or "fat guy" looks downright slender compared to today.
Favorite John Candy movie?
Dan Szymborski
1:44
P, T, A
mtsw
1:45
Why has no Presidential candidate brought up how like eight teams are blacked out on MLB.TV in Iowa? Niche issue but hardcore fans would be swayed. Works in early-voting Nevada too!
Dan Szymborski
1:45
Can't do much.
LonelyLibertarian
1:45
Dan, Libertarians promise you freedom from big intrusive government - that is worth a whole lot more than many think - unfortunately...
Dan Szymborski
1:45
But it' s not a sexy promise for an election.
Danks
1:45
The goat sacrifices at Reagan's Altar are made to keep the aliens from stealing our children. I thought that was clear.
j6takish
1:45
Your favorite libertarian candidate gets elected president BUT Cistulli is his running mate. You get 3 years before your president dies in office but then 1 year of rule under cistulli. Do you vote for your candidate?
Dan Szymborski
1:45
I'll take the 3 years. Will give me time to abduct Cistulli and imprison him in an oubliette.
Eminor3rd
1:45
Cactus or Armadillo? Show your work.
Dan Szymborski
1:45
Cactus. because it makes liquor.
RotoLando
1:46
I have one week left to get my wife to come around to the name Barnold. I need a sure-fire argument. Any suggestons?
Dan Szymborski
1:46
Think of a worse name and then come down *to* Barnold
Sean
1:47
Hollow earth - your thoughts?
Dan Szymborski
1:47
No. The gravity would be off then.
Bad Hermit
1:47
Chinese isn't a language. Mandarin or Cantonese?
Dan Szymborski
1:47
Fair point.
1:49
Let's just say Classical Chinese then.
RotoLando
1:49
The only time I had clams casino was in the Providence, RI airport. I heard my name on the loudspeaker, so I chugged my Guiness and ran to the gate. I felt pretty awful.
What would be the name of your running crew?
Dan Szymborski
1:49
The Additional Pylons
mtsw
1:49
Do you consider the North Korean government to be left-wing or right-wing?
Dan Szymborski
1:49
I don't care for left-right specturm.
Caveman Jones
1:49
Who does Triple H defend the title against at 'Mania?
Dan Szymborski
1:50
I assumed Roman Reigns
RotoLando
1:50
What is "Erasmo" short for?
Dan Szymborski
1:50
Thought it was just a form of Erasmus
Matt
1:50
If you could remove one current MLB player from this world (I'm thinking you'd ensure that they don't follow the same path in time for this multi-verse, thus elimiinating them from the world around you while not harming them directly. so you can not feel bad about agressing an innocent party) who would it be?
Dan Szymborski
1:50
Trout. He's too good for MLB.
CamdenWarehouse
1:50
Why is RotoLando naming his wife?
Miller
1:51
Something particular about the 2011 ZiPS? Was looking for them last night and noticed that I could find both 2010 and 2012, but for some reason not 2011 anywhere. DMB had them for sale ($14.99) but Baseball Projection Project has them missing.
Dan Szymborski
1:51
Not sure honestly. I don't remember what year, though, DMB started selling them.
LonelyLibertarian
1:51
I see you have read "The Art of the Deal" = start with awful names - settle for Barnold...
Vertigo
1:51
Armadillo liquor would be very interesting, at least...
RotoLando
1:51
Ewoks, are you okay with them? Yub Nub or that weird world music tune?
Dan Szymborski
1:51
Ewoks should be turned into food
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