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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 2/23/17
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AvatarDan Szymborski
2:54
Galileo especially because he'll do shit like I'll be at my desk here eating a sub and he'll try to take a bite from the other end, so I'll toss him onto the couch in my office.
But I can't say if it's like Eno, I don't know if he's throwing cats off towers or something
Karl
2:54
Is Moncada a second baseman or an outfielder for the White Sox in 2018?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:54
They keep him an infielder as long as they can if they're smart
Curtis
2:55
darkhorse for AL/NL MVP this season?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:55
Arenado in the NL.
Seager or Lindor or someone in the AL if they also somehow injure Trout.
2:56
If you're an infielder an injure a sliding Trout, especially if you're Seager, that's like one WAR for a team in the AL West!
Curtis
2:56
Mike Trout's age 35 season stat line?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:56
BA/OBP/SLG
John
2:57
Favorite pitch in the majors? (ie kersh curve, archer slider)
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:57
Mussina knuckle-curve
followed by Gregg Olson curve
2:58
Appier forkball
Michelozzo
2:58
Yonder Alonso's bat return to about league average this year?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
I'd say no
Rufus T. Firefly
2:58
Dan: Are you related by blood to Brian Eno?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
Not that I know of
Miky
2:58
Do you trust Matt Harvey, this year and beyond?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
He's never broken my harp
heart
wtf, dan?
2:59
Though if I had a harp, I would appreciate people not breaking it
Rufus T. Firefly
2:59
When my family got to Ellis Island our screwed up stupid long Polish name got changed to Jones. Don't you wish someone had thought to do that for your hapless ancestors?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:59
We started out as smith but the Ellis Island clerk dropped his coffee mug on the typewriter and we just went with the result.
biffyclyro
2:59
Why does Cistulli get a bad rap?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:59
Dooming mankind
Jon
2:59
How much Grit could a Grichuk chuck if a Grichuk could chuck grit?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:59
2 kilograms an hour
Rufus T. Firefly
3:00
Will there ever be baseball played on a different planet or in a giant dome orbiting the earth? Is anyone talking about this?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:00
I think baseball will die before we get *that* far in the timeline
Michelozzo
3:00
Which areas of ZiPS do you want to improve the most?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:00
Accuracy
@RationalMLBfan
3:00
I've previously thought of Murray Chass ("You digital dandy!") as Tellah ("You spoony bard!"); however, this analogy fails because Chass doesn't know Meteo. In the Final Fantasy movie, which character would you portray?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:00
I didn't see the SpiritS within. Looked cringey
Karl
3:00
If there is a WAR for outdoor cats is it SBKAR (song birds kills above replacement)?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:00
Need data
Matt
3:01
Don't you think Marcus should change his last name to Stroperson? It's 2017, Dan. He should be more sensitive.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:01
Heh
Ferris Buehler
3:01
Bellinger or Josh Bell?
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