JotCast | Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat

Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 2/9/17

Prev Page View Full Chat Next Page

Dan Szymborski

2:44

Trout. That's evidence of how much I love Trout.

Matt

2:44

Do you let your boy cats pee in the same litter box as the girl cats? If so, explain to me Dan, how do you stop the pervert cats from killing all the kittens?

Dan Szymborski

2:44

Heh

Matt

2:44

High praise for Dan: I'm holding in a poop because I don't want to miss any SzymChat

A friend in my dynasty league wants to trade me Jake Lamb for my Alex Reyes. Contract situations aside (Reyes situation is FAAAAAAAAR superior), how silly is this friend of mine?

Dan Szymborski

2:45

Get him some help.

Cam

2:45

I'm having Kershaw withdrawals. I'm on the edge, Man.

Eric

2:45

Need some help with keepers in a 12 team league. Which 3 pitchers would you keep? Edwin Diaz (keep in 9th round), Michael Fulmer (15th), Carlos Martinez (16th), Danny Salazar (17th), or Jharel Cotton (27th). Thanks

Dan Szymborski

2:45

Probably hte middle three.

Bojack Horseman

2:45

Ampersand should binge watch me, BoJack Horseman (THE MOVIE STAR), while his stupid girlfriend is in stupid Africa.

Wil Myers

2:45

Do you believe my 1st or 2nd half numbers?

Dan Szymborski

2:45

Why do I have to choose one?

Von Schloss

2:45

Who would you rather have on their current contract, Joey Votto or Giancarlo Stanton?

Dan Szymborski

2:45

Votto

The Him

2:45

Who is the next Casey McGehee?

Dan Szymborski

2:46

I dunno. Rob Refsnyder?

Maybe Rob Segedin?

2:47

Richie Shaffer in the not-Rob category?

Steve From Human Resources

2:47

Looking at Melvin Upton and Zeke Carrera as a LF tandem makes Angel Pagan look very interesting according to my vs RHP binder.

DMB

2:47

Where is Matt Wieters going to end up?

Dan Szymborski

2:47

I could see him with the Rays

DMB

2:48

These questions need to be censored.

Matt

2:48

Brett Gardner for Mike Trout. Who hangs up first?

Dan Szymborski

2:48

How many Brett Gardners are you offering?

Matt

2:48

If Mike Trout was a fish, would ya eat him?

Dan Szymborski

2:48

Matt has done well.

Sandy Kazmir

2:48

Yonder doesn't come with a $10M pricetag over the next three years.

Dan Szymborski

2:48

$10 million is petty cash in MLB now.

Hannah Hochever

2:48

BH Park cleared waivers. Most FG people (and myself) seemed to be certain he'd get taken. What am I missing?

Dan Szymborski

2:48

Slow bat speed

Jean Genie

2:48

Mike Trout is the best player in baseball for the next (blank) years.

Dan Szymborski

2:48

all of the

Ron Gant

2:49

Desclafani ($6), Inciarte ($7), Peraza ($4). Need to keep 2 and cut 1 in NL Only keeper. Who you like least?

Dan Szymborski

2:49

Peraza least.

Jeff in T.O.

2:49

Thanks Dan. What about keeping a $4 Mazara (for up to 4 years) over a $24 JD Martinez who will be lost after the next season? 15 teams, $260 cap. You're just the bestest!

Dan Szymborski

2:49

Oh, I'd go for Mazara there.

Matt

2:50

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Nick Markakis?

Dan Szymborski

2:50

Enough wood to be the same weight as Kemp and a better fielder.

Tragically Hip

2:50

Who would you rather? 1) Dahl/Polanco 2) DeGrom/B Hamilton/A Duvall 3) T Story/K Hendricks