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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 3/12/18
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Ghost of Wild Bill Hagey
2:56
say, have you heard anything recently connecting the O's to Alex Cobb
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:56
No
Cozart's Donkey
2:56
Is it time to start questioning the Cincinnati training staff, or is this just bad luck/injury-prone guys?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:56
Pitcher's gonna pitcher
Look dude
2:56
Saw Uehara is headed back to Japan.  Do you know if that was his preference or if offers weren't coming in from MLB teams?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:57
Hard to say.  He might see value in having his last season in Japan
Bryan
2:57
Who hits more home runs: the Yankees 3-6 hitters or the San Francisco Giants entire 25 man roster?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:57
I'll take the Yankees 3-6 over the Royals
JSDee
2:57
chili with no beans, ecto coolers, fruit snacks, and pop tarts. dan's just trying to have his cats out live all of us.
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:57
I've got a 19 year old cat who is older than I think half the guys in Baseball Discord!
Dan Dan the Cheerleading Man
2:58
Will there be a civil war between Ohio and Texas? I think I'd side with texas, chili on spaghetti is stupid
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
Texas would win that.
HappyFunBall
2:58
The interwebs claim this to be a thing: https://130world.wordpress.com/tag/capri-sun-bottle/
Bryan
2:58
Do you think the Nationals will resign Harper?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
No
Jeff
2:58
Do you see CJ Cron getting solid production in TB?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
No
CamdenWarehouse
2:58
The Cy Young award should go to the best rookie named Cy obviously
Matt
2:58
Can we, the chililectorate, cast aside our differences on the efficacy of the legume, and unite behind the idea that vegetarian chili is decidedly unacceptable, and not chili?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
Yes
John Johnston
2:58
But what if the ZIPS spreadsheets have escaped into the wilds of the Internet and no longer need you to pay their electric bill?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
Dark times
Matt
2:58
Dan. Act calm, no sudden moves. I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that imposter Matt is back.
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:59
You can both be mat.
Matt.
Deadpool
2:59
You guys are missing the best juice. Hugs, those little things that came in a barrel. I still drink them.
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:59
WTF is a hug?
PD
2:59
Why does it look like Albert Pujols's aging curve shifted a few years early?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:00
I'm still amazed one of hte best hitters I've ever seen turned into an anthropomorphic fart golem so quickly
The Oberamtmann
3:00
Capri Sun is 90% non-recyclable trash, 10% mildly-decent taste juice-like product.
Matt
3:00
In the world of lunch box currency, would would be the MONDO comp? Ronald Torreyes?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:00
WTF IS A MODNO
MONDO
3:01
I don't know what' with all these kids lunch things I don't know, but now I'm scared and am voting for Trump in 2020 now
John Johnston
3:01
"There's a trap door under every pitcher in the world, and there's a gibbon in the control room, mashing buttons because he has nothing better to do." - Grant Brisbee
Matt
3:01
Oh man, I totally forgot about barrel juice. I never knew it had a name. In this day and age of statcast, any chance theres a marketing opportunity for resurgence? "Get your barrels after drinking a barrel"
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:01
Oh wait, is that what those drinks in those unmarked barrel things are called?
3:02
I had no idea
Look dude
3:02
RE: WTF is a hug.  Two people.  Usually 4 arms.  Intertwined.
Dan Dan the Cheerleading Man
3:02
Gummy Sharks > Gushers > Fruit by the foot > Fruit Roll up
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