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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 4/11/16
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AvatarDan Szymborski
1:38
Sell it on ebay
Matt
1:38
If a leprechaun falls asleep in the woods, but the pope's not around to hear it, did David Ortiz ever really exist?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:38
Yes, I'm not Catholic
Guest
1:38
Will the warriors break the record?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:38
yes
Joe
1:38
Best Baltimore crab cake? Koko's for me.
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:38
THATS KOCO'S POSEUR
1:39
Corner Stable has a surprisingly awesome crab cake
Even if you mostly get ribs there
Bork
1:39
The New Day/LON match was a shit show. Lets let the top group lose, then have a bunch of old retired guys beat up the winning team.
Guest
1:39
A cistulli chat would probably be the worst ever
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:39
Most evil at least
ben
1:39
What are your taco toppings of choice?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:39
onions and cilantro
Bork
1:40
A 6 cost card that will ensure I have 3 zombie chows. AW YEAH.
TTYL
1:40
What's the worst crime you ever committed and are you currently writing from jail or are you or on parole
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:40
I murdered love
Leif Erikson
1:40
Dan! Your chat was missed last week. Lightning round Question: Would you rather get a Mike Tyson face tattoo or punched by peak Mike Tyson in the face? You don't get to pet is pet tiger either.
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:40
punched I think
It'll hurt, but i'd eventually heal
Say Nay Kid
1:40
is this REALLY the Worst Chat Ever or is it just April? how do you project this chat going forward
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:40
APRIL
Joe
1:40
I misspell on the internet!!!!!
One Man Gang
1:40
Am I the worst wrestler ever or would that be Junkyard Dog?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:40
Giant Gonzalez
CamdenWarehouse
1:40
Angelina's crab cakes about 15 years ago
mtsw
1:40
My girlfriend wants to name our next dog "Mr. Harvey" after the Jon Lovitz team owner in "A League of their Own." I think this name is lame but should I just accept that it's at least a baseball reference and go with it?
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:41
I have no success negotiating with women.
At least the ones in my life.
AND END
Thanks for coming everybody!
David
1:41
pretend its named after Matt Harvey and you have double the baseball reference
AvatarDan Szymborski
1:41
good advice
As the usual reminder, you can read my work at ESPN.com, chats and projections here at FanGraphs, and DSzymborski on the Twitter
1:42
And also in Murray Chass's blog occasionally when he blogs his angry thoughts about being an unemployed blogger.
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