Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 4/11/16
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Dan Szymborski
1:06
But leaving this Q open for others to answer.
Question
1:06
Is eno sarris' hair real or is it a hologram
Dan Szymborski
1:06
Real and fabulous
ZimBot
1:06
Ray Searage is my Spirit Animal. No question; just letting you know
Dan Szymborski
1:07
Chuncey Wiggins
1:08
Why hasn't a vacuum cleaning company sponsored a sort of dugout duster, where they could be Hoovering up all the debris from the players?
CamdenWarehouse
1:08
The Orioles are the first visiting team to deal with Boston's smokeless tobacco ban. Please tell us how you feel about that.
Dan Szymborski
1:08
I only approve of smokeless tobacco bans enacting privately as part of agreements between MLB and the MLBPA
Zorak
1:08
April from the Ninja Turtles or April from Parks and Recreation?
Dan Szymborski
1:08
Well parks and rec obviously
Bork
1:08
It might be April today but tomorrow we get August.
Dan Szymborski
1:09
YOUR CALENDAR IS DEFECTIVE
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SURPRISED IN THREE WEEKS
Chuncey Wiggins
1:09
How long do you think a team could place a fully uniformed corpse on their bench before the media or baseball fans would notice?
Dan Szymborski
1:09
5 or 6 years. See Skip Schumaker's employment
His retirement was issued by his agent because people were starting to get suspicious
T.S. Eliot
1:09
APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
Prospects out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull fans with spring homers.
Tron
1:09
Whats a good sample size to make declarations?
Dan Szymborski
1:10
When you have a weapon and the other guy doesn't
WAR/SIERA
1:10
What's the best topic for picking up ladies at a bar? WAR or SIERA?
Dan Szymborski
1:10
WAR. SIERA sounds like you're talking about your existing girlfriend
GHT
1:10
What was Master Splinter's favourite month?
Dan Szymborski
1:11
October. After a smelly summer in the sewers, cold weather probably a relief.
mtsw
1:11
Hey they had Heroes of the Storm on ESPN2 last night. Is e-sports going mainstream?
Dan Szymborski
1:11
Well yeah
Woah Nellie
Gandalf
1:12
What's your favourite grammatical quibble
Dan Szymborski
1:12
your/you're is a classic
also people using the possessive it's.
Tou
1:12
This is the worst chat ive ever seen. Why did you even mail this in? Just cancel next time
Dan Szymborski
1:12
WEVE SET A RECORD GUYS
Chris
1:12
Is there any way to access old Baseruns data (2002-2014)? I'm looking for the data for a school project. Thanks Dan!
Dan Szymborski
1:13
Ask a david?
Pat Sajak
1:13
Hello Dan, haven't you earned enough money to buy another vowel?
Dan Szymborski
1:13
Vowels are for proles.
Woah Nellie
1:13
People need to understand that K% and BB% stabilization for teams as a whole and individual players is different. My read of these questions is that they are based on the premise that, because a player's rates "stabilize" at 100 PA, you can also use 100 team PA to make meaningful statements about the team's rates.
Bork
1:13
I'VE BEEN A PART OF TERRIBLE CHAT HISTORY. I FEEL SO HONORED DAN
May
Dan Szymborski
1:13
OK, we're after 1 o clock safely
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