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Dan Szymborski

12:24

I don't think we'll have one of those this year

So July something 2021

Jake

12:26

have u ever been to SSAC

Dan Szymborski

12:26

I have not!

baseball

12:26

do you think this will affect mike trout??

Dan Szymborski

12:26

If he gets sick, he'll just mutate into a more powerful Mike Trout

baseball

12:30

HHHaaa!!!

Guest

12:30

just made a tuna sandwich and added chips on it to give it a crunch

Dan Szymborski

12:31

I like chips being saparate

The Botanist

12:31

Dan..Do you think Craig Stammen is upset he has never been described as hot as a pistil?.....Could leave a stigma.

Dan Szymborski

12:31

<groan>

But acceptable in Quaranticity

Guest

12:33

Who are you more suspicious of starting the virus? The Red Sox trading Mookie Betts or the Astros getting people to forget about the scandal

Dan Szymborski

12:33

Reds I think

Red Sox

The Astros aren't that tricky

THEY USED A TRASH CAN

that's not exactly evil genius

12:34

It would be like if in On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Bond goes to all that trouble to find that Blofeld's plan is to have his unwitting sleeper agents spit in people's sandwiches so that it's super gross

LFC Mike

12:34

Which players would you like to see a TV show about being quarantined together. Rougned Odor and Jose Bautista could be quite entertaining.

Dan Szymborski

12:35

Trevor Bauer and Justin Verlander

Matt Klentak

12:35

is anyone else just re reading all of prospect lists again?

Roberto Beers

12:35

More career threatening: valley fever or covid19?

Dan Szymborski

12:35

Probably valley fever

Unless you're the dude who died

12:36

I would think we'd have at least *a* COVID fatality in MLB

Stevil

12:36

Will Colorado ever trust another fielding prospect in a regular role?

Dan Szymborski

12:36

They might accidentally fall into competence at some point

hscer

12:36

what's more likely to end the Great Toilet Paper Shortage--some "price gouging" allowances, or people realize they won't be crapping themselves all the time from tomorrow to 2024?

Dan Szymborski

12:36

The latter

The crappy toilet paper is already slowly filtering back into stores

The last few days, I could have very easily bought store brand or Scott's

12:37

The toilet paper that allows this creepy stuff to happen?

hoarded for a little while

12:38

I think that's literally the closest a toilet paper commercial has come to saying LOOK, THERE'S NO FECAL MATTER HERE

Jake

12:38

lebron or mj

Dan Szymborski

12:38

Still gotta be mj

guest

12:38

Do you have more authority over chili than USDA? Sounds like beans are allowed. "6.3.1 Type I, chili with beans. The Type I, chili with beans must meet the definitions and standards of identity or composition (9 CFR § 319.301 and 381.167). 5 Chili with beans contains water, tomato concentrates (21 CFR § 155.191) (tomato paste, tomato sauce, tomato puree, or tomato pulp) tomatoes in juice, concentrated crushed tomatoes6 , corn flour, and chili powder. The Type I, chili with beans may contain lentils, green chilies, cornstarch, textured soy flour, onions, sugar, salt, jalapeño peppers, dehydrated onions, chipotle chili pepper, lime juice concentrate, xanthan gum, soy lecithin, acetic acid, spices, dehydrated garlic, cilantro, and natural flavorings."

Dan Szymborski

12:38

USDA is safety, not artistry!

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