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Dan Szymborski

12:55

then everything is saald

salad

My box of random screws that were left over when I fixed something is a salad

tootblan

12:55

Doesn't it seem like the language MLB has created around restarting the season make it nearly impossible? There was something to the effect that travel bans and mass gathering restrictions must be lifted for every state that has a team

Dan Szymborski

12:55

They did say they were open to other alternatives

LFC Mike

12:55

Dbo is gunning for solitary confinement

Roberto Beers

12:55

This sentence is a salad?

Dbo

12:58

It can only be a mixture of small pieces of food, like a fruit salad is a salad

Roberto Beers

12:58

AM I A SALAD?

hscer

12:58

guess we need a structure/ingredient salad matrix

Dan Szymborski

12:59

See? You give Dbo chili authority and now the word salad breaks loose in all hell

Abie H

12:59

Are yearly suspensions technically being “served” right now? I know they said Domingo German’s suspension wouldn’t start counting because it goes by games played. But assuming the possibility of no 2020 season does Hinch get to come back from baseball with no penalty?

Dan Szymborski

12:59

They do because he was suspended until a date.

It ought to be the same for players, honestly.

A prisoner who is in a coma still serves time in a coma even if there's no possibility of them exercising freedom during their coma

Big Joey

12:59

J.D. Davis or Schwarber?

Dan Szymborski

12:59

Schwarb

Dbo

12:59

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad

Dan Szymborski

1:00

This is the same site that declared that Philip Roth was not a reliable source for what Philip Roth believed.

https://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/an-open-letter-to-wikipedi...

1:01

TLDR version: Roth said that contrary to the wiki at the time, Anatole Broyard was not the basis for The Human Stain.

Wikipedia essentially told him that he could only change that in the wikipedia entry if he found a secondary source stating that it was his opinion.

Big Joey

1:01

What's your guess: MLB will use a juiced ball or dejuiced ball?

Dan Szymborski

1:01

juiced

Jake

1:02

ok lets stop with this salad bullshit

Sam

1:02

I for one welcome our new all-salad universe

baseball

1:02

should the MLB cut the MILB teams???Just in case

Dan Szymborski

1:02

Terry Jeffords

1:02

Defending Harold Reynolds isn't a popular opinion around here but I respect his, ahem, game. He pullllls.

World Series location

1:02

I've been reading proposals for the season which cancel the all star game (the Dodgers are scheduled to host) and to put the World Series there instead. If this happens, Dodgers fans get to celebrate having the world series in town, right? Right?!

Dan Szymborski

1:02

My bigger worry for Dodgers would be what happens if they never get Mookie?

LFC Mike

1:02

It's April!

Jake

1:02

lmao new conspiracy hinch did corona so he wouldn't miss the season

hscer

1:02

"You give Dbo chili authority and now the word salad breaks loose in all hell" is one of the greatest sentences you've ever written

Guest

1:02

My first act of order is to promote Guy Fieri from the mayor of Flavortown to the Secretary of Food Definitions

1:03

Which is better: Sheetz or Wawa

Dan Szymborski

1:03

Wawa

But Sheetz is more convenient for me as it's on major highways I travel

Craig Stammen

1:03

It was nice just to see my name on a chat....

Jake

1:03

wawa

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