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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 4/9/20

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Dan Szymborski

12:51

THE EARTH IS NOT A RAVIOLI

THE MILKY WAY IS NOT A RAVIOLI

Aceman

12:52

Josh Hamilton indicted on those charges he physically abused his teenage daughter, who's your guy who woulda been great if he kept it together off the field

Dave

12:52

Chili, schmilli. Eat more beans and root for the Wind Surge!

Dank Train

12:52

Actually, I think Milky Ways are a ravioli. Chocolate coating, caramel insides. No different than a pop tart as a dessert ravioli

Dan Szymborski

12:52

Are you allowed to pipe in a ravioli? The chocolate wasn't wrapepd around the filling

Or crimped around it

hscer

12:52

if pringles aren't food then why can't a baseball or the earth be food?

Dan Szymborski

12:52

THEY'RE NOT

hscer

12:52

"The Milky Way" is our galaxy, "a Milky Way" is a candy bar.

Dbo

12:52

Pop Tarts are made of dough, milky ways arent made of dough

Sonny

12:52

“2019 baseballs were not a ravioli” ~ small sample size. We need more data

Dank Train

12:53

IF the season happens in a shortened form but there are no fans allowed, do you foresee a hit in attendance in future seasons as a result as fans get used to watching from their couch?

Dan Szymborski

12:53

I think people will be more likely to want to just be friends with their couch after this

hscer

12:53

surely someone has asked this one before: is a hot dog a taco?

Dan Szymborski

12:53

no!

Dbo

12:53

Dan, this ravioli debate is exactly why we should never let radical sandwich anarchy be an option

Sonny

12:53

I miss bars

Dbo

12:54

I propose we create an agency to enact strict regulations and laws surrounding food items which I am made the head of, I certainly will not abuse this position for profit

Dan Szymborski

12:54

Europe kinda has these, though they're more place of origin

hscer

12:54

what is a taco anyway

Dan Szymborski

12:55

We don't have enough remaining time for this deep philosophical discussion

Dank Train

12:55

is a walking taco a taco

Dan Szymborski

12:55

What is a walking taco?

hscer

12:55

is macaroni and cheese a breakfast cereal? (adding milk is generally part of the instructions)

Dan Szymborski

12:55

Milk is in the preparation, not something you add to your bowl

splat

12:55

ravioli

12:55

Thoughts on Demon Hunterstone? Day 2 nerfs already! Hoping for a BG patch soon too

Dan Szymborski

12:56

It's a little TOO strong!

12:56

"What is a walking taco?" oh my

Ted

12:56

What's your take on tortellini?

Dan Szymborski

12:56

They're fine

Billy Beane

12:56

Dan is a baseball a baseball?

Dan Szymborski

12:56

yes

Dank Train

12:56

A walking taco is taco meat and taco toppings, generally put in a bag of doritos or fritos

Dbo

12:56

a walking taco is not a taco

It's more of a taco salad

TBW

12:56

Is Bobby Witt overrated as a prospect? Average hit tool, meh pitch recognition, may get too big for shortstop. This sounds scary

Dan Szymborski

12:56

It hink it's possible.

12:57

His average result probably puts him int he top 100, but there's enough upside that the scout-watchers like him

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