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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 5/10/17
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LudeBurger
3:18
There's nothing worse than when you sit on a toilet in a public restroom and it's lukewarm
Dan Szymborski
3:19
Which fake medical condition would you rather have - A long tail that you can use to grab stuff with, or green tennis ball fur for pubes?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:19
I'll take the fur.
Outta my way, Gyorkass
3:20
Seth Romero...yikes. How far does he fall in the draft?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:20
I think he'll still go in the first round.
3:21
Everyone likes pitching.
3:22
If a pitcher blew up a bus full of war orphans and wasn't going to serve a suspension, teams would still bid on the pitcher if he had a good ERA!
Eno Sarris
3:22
Would you rather have pipe cleaners for hair or have extremely hairy butt cheeks?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:22
The latter. I can shave you know.
Fellow Baltimore Fan
3:22
Did you name that cat Mercutio before or after he started cutting everyone up?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:22
He's not usually violent. He's actually kind of a coward.
Phil
3:22
If you took a modern, progressive front office and plopped them in the 1990s, would they a) compile a superpower team because they know everything nobody else does or b) all be fired because everyone in the industry would think they're insane?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:22
They'd probably be fired.
LudeBurger
3:23
I think the clucks were marte calling you a chicken
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:23
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YKnotDisco?!
3:23
Just start answering May.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:23
April
Ray Liotta as Shoeless Joe
3:23
What was the name of that news reporter in the Ninja Turtles?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:23
O'Neill
Ray Liotta as Shoeless Joe
3:24
What was the name of the girl that Chris Pratt's character marries in Parks and Recreation?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:24
Ludgate
Derek
3:24
I'm a Red Sox fan and I think it would be awesome if instead of "now batting", they said something along the lines of "All Rise" when Judge comes to the plate.
Bill
3:24
If Pham ever got consistent at bats could he be a good player?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:24
I think he could be an average player.
Yonder Alonso
3:24
Hey, Dan. I changed my swing, I dunno if anyone told you.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:24
I've talked about his launch angle A MILLION TIMES now
Maxamuz
3:24
The people complaining about the questions you answer must not be regulars to your chats.
Ray Liotta as Shoeless Joe
3:24
The question said *fake* medical condition but did not take into account that "fluorescent felt scrotum" is a real condition.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:25
OK, on that note, I have to take off for the week!
Thanks for coming everyone. You can read my work at ESPN.com, chats and projections at FanGraphs, and various sundries at DSzymborski on Twitter.
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