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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 5/14/18
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AvatarDan Szymborski
3:06
It's him and Passan that got me off of my ass to ask for membership, years after I probably should have
3:07
I was a bit of a wuss about the whole thing; I was worried if I was turned down I'd be really depressed about it.
Eminor3rd
3:07
Please ignore connor and do whatever you please.
Tyler
3:07
Dan, what is your take on the Ian Desmond situation?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:07
I don't have enough money to fill up the gas needed for the ROFLcopters
Matt
3:07
Dan, I'm allergic to almonds. But, upon your advice, I will get the almonds. To which address should I be sending my lawsuit?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:08
Carson Cistulli, United States Penitentiary, Leavenworth, 1300 Metropolitan Ave, Leavenworth, KS 66048
Kiner's Disembodied Hands
3:08
What if I don't like almonds?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:08
You'll get almonds and you'll like them.
Andy
3:08
Man. You made me more sad about Ian Desmond. Between him, Cargo, Parra and the catcher spot, that's a whole lotta dead weight in the lineup. Hard to imagine how a contention window could be more bungled.
PS
3:08
I still can't get used to Luis Castillo not being a speedy second baseman.
Ray Liotta as Shoeless Joe
3:09
Suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems. If you need help, please call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:09
Good to know in all the jokes
Matt
3:09
I don't make chicken wings. This is America, and I pay someone else to do it for me.
Kiermier's Ingrown Toenail
3:09
Is Carson ok with "Food Chat with Dan"?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:09
Ratings!
If he is, we'll have to change things up.
On that note, time for me to head out for another week.
3:10
Thanks for joining me everyone.  As a reminder, you can find my work at ESPN.com, chats and projections at FanGraphs, and DSzymborski on Twitter.
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