Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 5/16/16
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mtsw
1:33
When Portland is one day wiped off the map by Mount Hood erupting, will the news stories on the event have jokes about hipsters?
Dan Szymborski
1:33
Jokes before the event, but not after the first casualty.
Duff Matty
1:33
how much do you get paid to do a chat?
Dan Szymborski
1:33
Treasure chests full of jewels.
Ethan
1:33
Paul Rudd just got cast to play Moe Berg in an upcoming movie
Eddie Gaedel
1:33
Should make a movie about me! Peter Dinklage can play me.
Sam
1:34
W/r/t Bush and other DUI guys, alcoholism is also a treatable and curable disease. Most evidence suggests that domestic violence is pathological and men who beat women are "unfixable". To me a guy like Bush deserves a second chance whereas Greg Hardy should not get one.
kris
1:34
I would vote for you, dan
Dan Szymborski
1:34
You should lose your vote if you vote for me.
Druidiful
1:34
I think if you becoming president allowed for FTL travel, I think you could make a pretty good case just on that point.
Dan Szymborski
1:34
Yeah, but I'd have to show it
Dock Ellis
1:34
Off Topic: Have you seen Requiem for an American Dream? Do you think that there will be a point where capitalism turns into dictatorships?
Dan Szymborski
1:34
I have not. And anything can turn into a dictatorship
Chuncey Wiggins
1:34
"Win with Szym" is a pretty good campaign slogan...it's a lot better than "Symborski: Why notski?"
Dan Szymborski
1:34
"WTF ARE THOSE LETTERS ALL DOING TOGETHER? I'M NOT VOTING FOR THAT FAT GUY"
Sirras
1:35
Also Ruben Amaro Jr no longer runs a team, so he's not here looking for advice either.
Matt
1:35
Numer of names the real Nick Markakis is subimtting all these Nick Markakis questions under. Over/Under: 3.5
Joe
1:35
Tom Boswell wrote that Mike Rizzo was worth 475 mil as a GM, saying he's been worth +65 wins in his tenure. On a scale of insane to insane, how insane is that argument?
Dan Szymborski
1:35
It's a little "rich"
Zach
1:35
Are you a rap fan? If so, have you listened to the new Chance The Rapper? It's rather excellent and I highly recommend it
Dan Szymborski
1:35
Not really my thing
JBJ Fan Club
1:35
Battlefield 1 trailer got the juices flowing amiright
Dan Szymborski
1:35
I like old timey combat better than the futuristic type
Unless it's kind of the comic-type like in Overwatch
Neighbor
1:35
Why would I trade my 3 best greyhounds for a dog named Nick Bark-akis? I must be stupid, stupid, stupid.
Rob
1:36
Fan of coffee? Ever try the artisan-roasted goodness?
Dan Szymborski
1:36
I don't drink much coffee. Maybe 3 or 4 cups a year
Matt
1:37
83% ban on Malhazar on LOL. Will this hold up for awhile?
Dan Szymborski
1:37
It has already for awhile, no?
People were calling for Malhazar nerfs for a long time
BritishCub
1:37
have you ever been to england and if so what was your favourite beer?
Dan Szymborski
1:37
I have, did not have a particular favorite
1:38
I didn't really have time for drinking the times I was there
Matt
1:38
I'm reading a book by Lawrence Krous that told me that nothing can move faster than the speed of light....except the expansion of space itself. And this there will be a point in the future where we think we see the end of the universe, but really.....THERE'S MORE!
BritishCub
1:38
for the rpg suggestion. legend of dragoon rocked
Sean
1:38
Ever play the Witcher series?
Dan Szymborski
1:38
Yes, 2 and 3
Duff Matty
1:38
Will you team up with me to produce a series of baseball movies? They will probably go straight to DVD/ESPN but they can still make money
Dan Szymborski
1:38
I know nothing about making movies
Dock Ellis
1:38
What position do you play in the Fangraph's beer league softball team if they had one?
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