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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 5/26/22

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Dan Szymborski

1:10

and I guess you need a pitcher

I don't know the dog names

I need more time for that one lol

Appa Yip Yip

1:10

LoTR is very boring you should all be reading Malazan Book of the Fallen.

Hot Gabbagool

1:10

PROFESSOR OF BIC PENS AND CONDOMS IM DYING

The Great Giambino

1:10

Bacon-wrapped frozen Oreos, you gotta try them before you say they're bad

Guest

1:11

Best actor character match in MCU?

Dan Szymborski

1:11

One of their first and most famous: Downey/Iron Man

Ned Flanders

1:11

Frenchie Cordero obv

Insert Witty Name Here

1:11

Also re: jhana since my answer was a bit cryptic, it’s not fiction. But it does take a lot of practice. Your mind it like a muscle, keep working it and it’ll strengthen, if you stop, it’ll atrophy.

Some Guy

1:11

Shohei Ohtani as a Shiba Inu.

Greg

1:11

Verlander would seem a good choice for the dog show except that he is older than Trout and Judge

Dan Szymborski

1:12

You have to have an older dog who is gruff but with a warm exterior

And you need a crotchety old dog who is in command authority but nobody likes, so some dog TLR

614

1:12

Max Schitzu

Last Days of Dayton Moore

1:13

Worst MCU character/actor match?

Dan Szymborski

1:13

I did not like Vinnie Jones Juggernaut

Guest

1:13

crime dog mccutch

Some Guy

1:13

Max Scherzer is a super strong and pissed-off Chihuahua and you can't convince me otherwise.

Seamus

1:14

What position does RTTS Dan play?

Dan Szymborski

1:14

Usually pitcher or second base because that's what I did as a teenager

Naturally, the MLB the Show version is a lot better than I was

or it would make the game kinda boring

Greg

1:14

That is actually a good point. Verlander would work as the unnamed "leader". Scherzer could be this guy as well. Or Wainwright. Lots of old dog types sticking around in rotations

Guest

1:14

Press your luck or jokers wild?

Dan Szymborski

1:14

Press your luck!

NO WHAMMY NO WHAMMY STOP

Cars Aren't Real

1:15

If Mike Trout is the baseball equivalent of an F1 car, who is the baseball equivalent of a used 2003 Honda Civic?

Dan Szymborski

1:15

Joe Smith

1:16

he's been around forever, he's generally dependable, but you never really get EXCITED to see him.

Joe Smith is the Setup Daily Driver

Eric Hosmer is the 2010 BMW

1:17

Yeah, he was fine the first six years when he was under warranty, but he got way too expensive for the occasional thrills and the team is having trouble giving him away without taking a massive hit in the resale price

Hot Gabbagool

1:17

RIP Ray Liotta...that is all

Dan Szymborski

1:17

Wait, what?

1:18

Oh crap!

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-ray-liotta-dead-goodfella...

Oddball Herrera

1:18

Martin Perez is your mom's old minivan that you have to drive because you need a car, but isn't close to what you were thinking when you asked for one ;)

Dan Szymborski

1:18

Kinda like my friend Dan who had to borrow his parents Nissan Quest before they let him have the Prelude

1:19

I drove a Ford Tempo for *10 years*

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