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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 6/2/22

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Tigers

1:21

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Dan Szymborski

1:22

"The makemewarmerthanIcurrentlyamalator in my car is broken" doesn't have much of a ring to it

Vinnie Pasquantino Stan Account

1:22

not that you needed it, but this is me giving you permission to put the Royals on full blast. They deserve all the scorn that can be mustered atm

Yo-Yo

1:22

Any advice on keeping my old cat active? He's 12 years old and just sleeps all day and stares at his auto-feeder for hours on end. Doesn't really play with toys when I try to engage him.

Dan Szymborski

1:22

Laser pointer?

1:23

See, Galileo was very food motivated

If he believed you had food or were thinking about food, he'd do just about anything

On Thanksgiving, he used to pace in the kitchen looking at the rotisserie with the turkey

1:24

(he always got the first taste and mom would always bring over some stuffing and gravy she made *without* any cat unsafe things, so he got his own little plate)

Guest

1:24

do you get free fangraphs merch?

Dan Szymborski

1:25

Some

Dan's Mom

1:25

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANIEL! I'm making your favorite for dinner, cincinnati-style chili but don't worry I know that's part of your online persona so I won't tell anyone! Love, mom

Dan Szymborski

1:25

Mom makes me chicken milanese for my birthday so I KNOW that's a lie

Yo-Yo

1:25

Laser pointer used to work, but he quickly learned where it was coming from and now isn't amused by the deception.

Dan Szymborski

1:25

So fishing poles don't work?

Then it gets tougher

1:26

Does he look at TVs? There are lots of videos for cats.