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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 6/3/2019

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Dan Szymborski

1:14

For religious reasons?

I'm not sure the laws

T-dog

1:14

Your sister sounds empathetic.

Dan Szymborski

1:14

She wasn't growing up, but she eventually became so. She works in oncology!

1:15

Here's the thing about my family: we're a bunch of friendly, upbeat, high-functioning sociopaths

T-dog

1:15

Dan, re: Intellectual Property, I suggest give Stephan Kinsella a read/follow. (Libertarian IP lawyer and very accessible)

Dan Szymborski

1:15

Thanks

Max Fried

1:15

If fried food were abolished, which fried food would be most profitable to sell illegally?

Dan Szymborski

1:15

Donuts

You could hide them with the baked ones

Sean

1:15

I drove from Indy to Dayon on Saturday to visit the Air Force Museum. Along the drive, we went on I-75 through where the tornado touched down. That was insane to see tornado damage in person. It's unbelievably sad.

Dan Szymborski

1:15

Yeah, that was crazy

I was just goofing off on Twitter last monday night

1:16

And I heard the civil alarm sirens!

Hmm, I swear I just heard the Kettering, Ohio emergency siren and since it's not 12 PM the first Monday of the month, I better go check the weather.

1:17

I'm well to the south of the city, so I was OK once the tornadoes starting going more easterly

Just missed my sister, who lives in Yellow Springs.

1:18

She had a weird week - her and her husband closed on a house, moved, and then she had a baby, all in a week, and she still did her oncology shifts until Tuesday (induced labor on Thursday)

T-dog

1:18

Can Dan dance?

Dan Szymborski

1:18

Dan can not.

T-dog

1:19

Yankees are a private entity that can set their own standards for dress code/facial hair. There could easily be an exception for religion, and the Yankees would certainly not fight it.

Guest

1:19

You can dance if you want to, Dan. You can leave your friends behind.

Dan Szymborski

1:20

Yeah, but I don't base my friendship on whether my friends can dance.

1:20

Is a short stack of two pancakes with fruit between them a sandwich

Dan Szymborski

1:20

If you're picking them up, yes

Dayn Perry

1:20

DAYN. PERRY.

Al Gone Quinn

1:20

What has Dan ran? (other than a chat and ZiPS iterations, that is)

Dan Szymborski

1:20

up a large summer electric bill until the A/C died and I replaced it with one that didn't suck

1:21

(apparently most people don't spend $300 a month)

Matt

1:21

Well, as I understand it, Dan, your friend don't dance. And if they don't dance, they are no friends of mine.

Dan Szymborski

1:21

Well, I'm a better and more understanding friend than you are

STOP!!!!!!!

1:21

uwww wewwww.... A whammy!!

Guest

1:21

Al Gone Quinn

1:21

I cried when Maxamusz went to heaven

poop

1:21

is poop on a stick over a blazing campfire wrapped in two slices of bread still just a delicious sandwich if you add bacon or does it become a “breakfast” sandwich? asking for a friend

Dan Szymborski

1:21

It's a sandwich, but a bad one

T-dog

1:21

Does Dan stand for national anthem at ball games?

Dan Szymborski

1:22

Yes, but mainly because not standing is in essence a political statement. And I rarely make political statements

Joe

1:22

The Orioles shouldn’t screw around and just pick Adley, right?