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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 6/4/18
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AvatarDan Szymborski
2:54
Yes
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2:54
Do you believe in Scooter?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:54
Not to this level
hscer
2:55
why are we ascribing sentience to ZiPS?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:55
Easier to scapegoat a sentient thing
Like how we pretend Carson has a soul in order to blame him for things
HappyFunBall
2:55
If you wrapped a taco salad up in a tortilla, is it a taco salad?

If you ate an open-faced burrito, is it a taco salad?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:55
no, it may be a taco salad taco
and open faced burrito is just a giant taco
Matt
2:56
Regarding two tacos becoming a burrito - no, but if you heat it up with some cheese, it becomes a quesadilla.
Dan Dan the Cheerleading Man
2:56
Is a tostada really just a mexican open faced sandwich?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:56
What is wrong with you people?
Johan Camargo
2:56
How many dedicated trolls would it take to turn me into the next Nick Markakis wrt your chats?
DPW
2:56
Luis Castillo or Zack Godley more likely to turn it around this year?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:56
Castillo I think, but I'm a huge fan
Jay
2:56
As an Orioles fan what is your dream return for a Machado trade?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:57
Any trade in which the O's get to throw in the Angeli and Brady Anderson
O's Nos
2:57
The Royals won the series in 2015.  The statute of limitations against mocking them has to be getting close, no?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:57
I've never recognized that statute of limitations
Matt
2:57
YOU MALIGNANT BASTARD. I'LL GET YOU.
Dan Syzmborski
2:57
This chat is terrible. Nailed another projection.
Ray
2:58
Fangraphs standings says the Yanks have played 55 G for a 37-17 record...what?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
That's weird.  I thought they forgot to remove a rainout from the game etotals, but the O's are right
Lunch Angle
2:58
I have stubbornly resisted buying Scooter Gennett as a legitimate offensive force. Is it time I quit being so stubborn?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
He's not going to have a .400 BABIP at the end of the year.  But the rest of the stuff is real.
Sheriff Hot Dog
2:59
Why are there so many reports saying that Detroit is out on Mize? Seems like a no-brainer at the #1 spot.
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:59
I'm behind this morning as I woke up late.  I did not know that ground had shifted suddenly
3:00
O
I've assumed for awhile that it would be Mize at #1.
Probably should have talked to Keith.
Curious
3:01
never had heard of eric garland til your shoutout earlier. that was a rollercoaster of a 5 min readup for me
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:01
I'm sorry you know who he is now.  That's on me.
Turd Ferguson
3:02
What if you split a burrito longways, would you end up with two soft tacos?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:02
Sort of?  Again, what's wrong with you people?
Turd Ferguson
3:02
If you put Nick Markakis in a hot dog bun instead of a tortilla, would he then be a sandwich?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:02
NO
Oyster Burns
3:03
mancinis babip is a bit low, but he's also hitting more grounders. you think he can straighten out a bit ros?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:03
Honeslty, I thought he was over his head in 2017.  I was buying Schoop's step forward more than Mancini's
He's always hit a *lot* of grounders
3:04
I know Norfolk's not the PCL, but that was an anemic 2016
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