Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 7/11/16
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Chuncey Wiggins
1:26
Would you rather be forced to speak like Donald Duck at funerals or speak like Beavis and Butthead at weddings?
Dan Szymborski
1:26
Beavis and Butthead
mtsw
1:26
What would Neil deGrasse Tyson say about baseball if he were asked to comment on it?
Dan Szymborski
1:27
Awkward things like when he jumps into other subjects that aren't his expertise
Like when he announced that countries shouldn't have constitutions, but just a big Cult of Reason thing.
Chuncey Wiggins
1:27
Would you rather have a literal cannon for an arm or literal pogo sticks for legs?
Dan Szymborski
1:27
Pogo sticks.
mtsw
1:27
All ice cubes should be spherical now. We have the technology. Change my view
Dan Szymborski
1:27
Cube can be stashed more efficiently
Chuncey Wiggins
1:28
You rather get poked by an umbrella or prodded with a cane?
Dan Szymborski
1:28
Cane
jtt
1:28
Have a blessed day = go fuck yourself. Bless your heart is more "you are an idiot"
Eric
1:28
If you don't believe Avery is innocent, do you at least agree the cops planted evidence to help build their case?
Dan Szymborski
1:28
I think it likely
Dock Ellis
1:29
Link to the population peaking in 2070?
Chuncey Wiggins
1:29
Would you rather eat the pages of a russian novel, or snort the ashes of 10 haikus?
Dan Szymborski
1:29
snort ashes
Maxamuz
1:29
Could you beat Eno in a submission match?
Dan Szymborski
1:30
I think so. Unless he's specifically trained, my weight advantage is probably helpful
Maxamuz
1:30
What about Cistulli?
Dan Szymborski
1:30
Cistulli we can only have our showdown in a more dramatic fashion
Like among the ashes of humanity's downfall
Ampersand
1:30
Why do you have four cats?
Dan Szymborski
1:30
Becaue I had three and got one more.
Jack Glasscock's Cup
1:31
remember, Dan: Alles hat ein ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei. Words to live by right there
Maxamuz
1:31
I think Corinne Landrey will beat both of you.
Jack Glasscock's Cup
1:31
. . . everything has an end, only sausage has two.
Toki
1:32
I'm partial to ma-hi ma-hi, what's your favorite fish to eat?
Dan Szymborski
1:32
because of smoking, salmon
mtsw
1:32
Jeremy Lin plays Dota and Gordon Hayward plays Starcraft. Why is the NBA so far ahead of MLB in e-sports participation?
Dan Szymborski
1:32
Not sure really
Enzo Amore
1:32
You watch Lesnar's fight? Thoughts?
Dan Szymborski
1:32
I did not unfortunately
Bork
1:32
Neil deGrasse Tyson speaking about topics that aren't his expertise makes my butt clench from the awkwardness.
Maxamuz
1:32
Pogs or Seltzer Water?
Dan Szymborski
1:32
seltzer
mtsw
1:32
Both my sister and brother-in-law are very athletic. Should I try to convince them to name their son "Braden" or something similar to boost my nephew's chances of one day playing in MLB?
Dan Szymborski
1:32
Yes
Ampersand
1:32
Are you more afraid of growing old or not growing old?
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