Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 7/11/16
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Dan Szymborski
1:06
OK, we're after one, so let's go into the Lightning Round
1:07
The rules are simple: I must answer every question, so long as it's off-topic and not one of the forbidden ones (work-related, excessively personal)
Like I'm not answer questions about my sex life or my colleagues.
And this continues until I catch up or arbitrarily decide I'm done.
(Gotta have an out)(
and GO
Morrissey
1:08
How does bullfighting still exist?
Dan Szymborski
1:08
Cultural things ar ehard to overcome
Dude Bro
1:08
I was playing a Yogg 'n Load Hunter deck yesterday, and I had only 6 HP and lethal on my opponent. I also had Yogg in hand and was able to play him. So I played Yogg, and the first thing he did was Pyroblast my face. I made the correct choice, right?
Dan Szymborski
1:08
Yes
Always gotta do Yogg
Dude Bro
1:08
What's your most fun deck in Hearthstone right now?
Dan Szymborski
1:09
Yogg druid
Bork
1:09
If someone dies while playing Pokemon Go, or causes someones death, could Nintendo be held liable?
Dan Szymborski
1:09
Probably. Lots of cases I find dumb
mtsw
1:09
Autonomous vehicles: panacea or vaporware? Big upside to the tech but a Tesla just killed a guy and Google is quietly revising their timeframe to "30 years."
Dan Szymborski
1:09
Dumbasses kill people constantly
I think they'll still come
Keith
1:09
Dan I'm dealing with a broken heart and difficulties connecting with the lady of my dreams. What should I do to get her back?
Dan Szymborski
1:09
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System is foolproof.
kevinthecomic
1:09
Are you nervous about the Zombie Apocalypse?
Dan Szymborski
1:09
Yes. I have no skills that will help the survivors
Friend
1:09
Do you watch Mr. Robot?
Dan Szymborski
1:10
On my to-watch but have not.
Jack Glasscock's Cup
1:10
On the Mel Brooks comedy scale (me getting a paper cut to you falling into a manhole), where do the upcoming RNC and the upcoming Olympic games fall?
Dan Szymborski
1:10
Mel Brooks comedies tend to be intentionally funny
Jack Glasscock's Cup
1:10
If you're fighting giant crabs in bars, Dan, perhaps you are frequenting the wrong bars. In some, hygiene is better.
BS
1:10
Wine Preference, Red, White or the Pink Shit?
Dan Szymborski
1:10
Red, but i'm not really a wine guy
976
1:10
Are you going to play no man's sky?
Dan Szymborski
1:10
Absofiretruckinglutely
Ryan
1:10
Do you watch Game of Thrones?
Dan Szymborski
1:10
No. Because the season is over.
Roy Hobbs
1:10
Do you prefer the book or film ending of The Natural?
Dan Szymborski
1:10
Book.
1:11
Both because it works better and because I'm related to Malamud
Bork
1:11
We can't ask you about your sex life? Can we ask if it even exists?
Dan Szymborski
1:11
Because there are boundaries even in the wildest, wackiest chat on the internet
Josh
1:11
If you had to be an animal, which would you be and why?
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