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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 8/13/18
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AvatarDan Szymborski
3:19
Tigers?
DODGE A TIGER, TROLLEY BOYS
Matt
3:19
Dan. Don't make any sudden movements. Just act cool. I don't want to alarm you, but there seems to be an imposter Matt in this chat. Just be cool. I'll figure out what our next move is.
Why does your fun-having need to be so cis-gendered? I believe they're xinanigans now.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:19
I shouldn't laugh, but I did (I'm a believer in poking fun at everything - I hope when I die I go out making jokes about it)
Dbo
3:19
Anyone who wants to fry a steak should be banned from a kitcher for the safety of humanity
I take that back, there is country fried steak which isn't that bad
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:20
Yeah, but they're not chicken-frying fancy cuts of steak
Matt
3:20
Dan, the sink at my place of work has been clogged and backed up for a few days now, and I don't think anyone knows who's job it is to address the situation. I feel like maybe its your job.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:20
Have you tried a plunger or some drano?
Craig
3:20
I don't know. The package says inside round steak fast fry. Why couldn't my family just buy chicken?!?!
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:21
Tell them you're leaving to spend time with your more culinarily advanced family
Craig
3:21
I've bought four tickets to steakville minnesota. That'll teach em
PD
Matt
3:21
Just for your reference, if someone were to ask you how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, the only reasonable and moral answer is that said woodchuck would chuck as much wood and the woodchuck could chuck if the woodchuck wanted to chuck wood.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:21
There are limits to want, there's also ability
Sam
3:22
What do you think of Touki Toussaint's start today and what he can become in the Braves rotation?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:22
This is the first year Toussaint's really been interesting production-wise, so I'm looking forward to his start
Ed McWilliams
3:23
Dansby Swanson a bust?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:23
He's somehwere in the realm of averageish, which I'd never be able to call a bust
I think an actual bust has to be gloriously awful
like Dewon Brazelton
CamdenWarehouse
3:23
Galileo has his own PC?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:23
He thinks he does
3:25
Sorry chrome crashed on me
3:26
Matt
3:26
What are your thoughts on lifetime bans as a way to stop this fun epidemic in baseball? Can we just ban all the fun havers so we're left with Brian Dozier? Maybe Werth will unretire.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:26
Gotta stamp out fun
Sean Burrough's Fan Club
3:26
How much credit should we give AJ Preller for putting together a top 3 farm system.  Spending $80+ Million on international talent and picking in the top 10 every year...seems hard to not get some good players
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:27
He should get credit though - they've drafted pretty well.
Morbo
3:27
i'd name them fig not-tons
hscer
3:27
which team is most closely analogized as the Mint Oreo?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:28
The Blue Jays? They're not really bad, but when you eat them, you wish you were eating one of those girl scout thin mints
LFC Mike
3:28
Touissant 6 IP 2H 1ER  2BB & 4K and he is out after 6. Nice drop in for him.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:28
Dammit, I thought that game was later
Abomb
3:28
Remember when Dan Uggla made like 100 errors in the All Star Game? Good times
Bryan in Boise
3:28
are the Brewers on to something with playing Shaw at 2B? between K's being up and shifts becoming more a part of the game will infield positions become less important in the near future?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:28
I am a believer in trying things like this out
HappyFunBall
3:28
The only acceptable way to fry a steak, is if you're applying a sear and are a heathen with a poor grasp of the language.
Marson Mistulli
3:28
i feel like no team is beating a team of angelic beings
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