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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 8/13/18
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Devil Ray Jay Johnson
3:36
Why won't you acknowledge that Dayton Moore invented the cookie?
Morbo
3:36
Riker was definitely the bigger man-whore. Also pork steaks are a separate and distinct entity from pork chops. Pork steaks are sliced pork butt(also referred to as pork shoulder by heathens).
Slew
3:36
Cleveland is funny to me. 3 of the top 7 in your Cy projections, the 2 most valuable position player assets in baseball, and they’re hovering at 10-15 games over .500. I don’t have a question.
Bread Gardner
3:36
The Reds *could* be communists, but they'd actually be socks, because their name is shortened from Red Stockings.  We must respect history!
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:36
But Cardinals use the  bird when they were literally named as a color
Matt
3:36
Grilling =/= Barbequing
Dbo
3:37
isnt searing it in a pan technically a pan FRIED steak?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:37
No.,
Sear the steak, finish in oven
Devil Ray Jay Johnson
3:37
Use the broiler Jake
Bread Gardner
3:37
Hold on pause the chat I have to pee
Felix Millan
3:37
Riker did have a steady relationship with Troi. Kirk had a kid. Hmmm...
Bread Gardner
3:37
Your candy bar choice of "Almond Joy" is not on sale at Duane Reade, so I have instead procured the cheaper, on-sale-ier, and generally superior "Milky Way".
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:38
You're buying candy bars based on what's on sale? They're like 75 cents.
hscer
3:38
15 what? tenths of a percent? - Nats fan whose pessimism increased a thousand fold last night
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:38
Percent
Jake
3:38
I've always just used frying and searing interchangeably - I think it's a Canadian thing. I thought you snobs were hating on pan-searing stake.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:38
CANADIANS EAT WOOD
Kiermaier's Xerostomia
3:38
Target sells Fig Fruit Chewy Cookies  as its generic Fig Newton.
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:38
That seems excessively descriptive.
3:39
I've never seen a generic Dr. Pepper soda called Carbonated Beverage Tastes Like Grandma's Unmarked Couhg Medicine
CamdenWarehouse
3:39
Cats - cats are the measure of playoff chances
Listen guy
3:39
Milky Way is just a snickers that quit giving a fuck
hscer
3:39
what's the proper way to cook chicken in a pan? Because if I don't cut it to check it ends up raw, and then it becomes too tough
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:40
Wait, you're sticking a whole chicken in a pan?
I don't undestand you people;
Bread Gardner
3:40
Candy bars are like $1.30 or higher here and I'm Jewish.
Morbo
3:40
yerp, Dan seems to be at a loss for words. That or his chrome crashed again
hscer
3:40
"chewy fig cookies" would suffice
Bo
3:40
Kroger's generic brand of Life cereal is literally called "Living Well". Nobody strained a muscle coming up with that one.
Matt
3:40
Dan, I think Jake is a fraud. He claims he's Canadian, but I know for a fact that Candains aren't real and they don't exist. They're pure myth, Dan.
Listen guy
3:40
You ever seen someone turn purple after eating a fig newton?  Come over to my house and bring some fig newtons for my son.
hscer
3:40
no, the chicken breast dammit
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:40
Just don't keep the temperature limited?
Or it'll get dry
Kiermaier's Xerostomia
3:40
One other thing..they are now just called Newtons...they got the "Fig" out of the place.
hscer
3:40
I didn't say "a chicken" I said "chicken" !
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:41
We'll end on that note.
Ed McWilliams
3:41
I rememeber listening to a podcast on here about the morality of Cloning Manny Machado. Does Cloned Manny have union rights little lone human rights?
AvatarDan Szymborski
3:41
I think cloned Manny is a citizen and would have the same rights on 40-man roster
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