Eno Sarris Baseball Chat
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mtsw
12:36
Re: Philly basketball, is taking over for Sam Hinkie the greatest GM gig ever? Tons of assets, no where to go but up. It's like if the Cubs fired Epstein two years ago and hired Syd Thrift to come in and get all the credit as they get better.
Eno Sarris
12:36
Yes I want that job.
kevinthecomic
12:36
wait a minute, re: eovaldi and eickhoff -- are you saying "yes" they're risky or "yes" they're good picks to start?
Eno Sarris
12:37
Both. So if you protecting innings or ahead in H2H, stash and wait and see. I want to see 40% splitters from Eovaldi, and what Eickhoff is doing with his fastball.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
12:37
Sir Eno, I do say, your chats are simply marvelous. Could you oblige an old chap and opine on your preference. If you had to start a franchise, would you rather the young arms of the Mets: Harvey, Syndergaard, deGrom, Matz, and Wheeler OR would you fancy the young bats of the Cubs: Rizzo, Bryant, Heyward, Schwarber, and Solar?
Eno Sarris
12:37
Don't at me youngsters. I take the bats. Always have.
risky farts
12:37
the ones when you're in bed with your sig oth when you think the sheets will hold them in
risky sharts
12:38
all of them
Eno Sarris
12:38
And then there's that.
Frank
12:38
Eno, I really have to poop, but I also have a delicious cold Stout to consume that I just opened. I also do not feel it necessary to miss any of this chat. I refuse to bring delicious beer or my laptop with me into the restroom. What should I do?
Eno Sarris
12:38
The stout is fine warmer. Poop quick.
The Hamburglar
12:38
I cant imagine marketing a team after a widely feared insect would be great. Cleveland Tribe would work wonders though.
Eno Sarris
12:39
Aren't snakes widely feared? Sharks? Most team names?
2-D
12:39
Eno Sarris
12:39
Like he's got the twitches, needs his meth.
Lance
12:39
Dyson your favorite speculative saves add? I have k-rod and not feeling great about it. League counts holds as well, and I already have Strickland.
Eno Sarris
12:39
Dyson over Strickland.
Pop
12:39
Will Trout ever get a hit?
Eno Sarris
12:40
nope. It'll be a season people talk about for decades. The time the best player in the league went hitless for 600 plate appearances. He'll still go to the Hall though.
Snarfle
12:40
Should we care about this Joey Rickard fellow?
Eno Sarris
12:40
Video answer!
Johnny5Alive
12:41
i thought i was smart picking up hinojosa late in my nl only auction, and david hernandez first appearance made it look like a great decision. then last night, woof.
Eno Sarris
12:41
I think you fade that entire bullpen.
(meaning run away screaming)
Ed
12:41
Stephen Piscotty a streamer or a hold in a shallow 10-teamer?
Eno Sarris
12:42
Very borderline in a ten-teamer.
The Hamburglar
12:42
Do you have more faith in Aaron Sanchez or Juan Nicasio going forward?
Eno Sarris
12:42
Sanchez for real.
BK
12:42
Hot take on Aaron Sanchez please
Eno Sarris
12:42
the 20 pounds of muscle will shave a full walk per nine off his career record this year.
Unexpected Erection
12:42
Drop Leake for Aaron Nola? (I was betting on the Leake benefitting from the Cards' voodoo magic this year ala Lohse in the past)
Eno Sarris
12:42
yes.
Zorn
12:42
Tell me about Patrick Corbin ROS...
Eno Sarris
12:42
Didn't walk anyone. Safer away from home, still a good pitcher that should be rostered in all leagues.
Ben
12:42
Any alarm bells from Greinke's start? Or just one of those days?
Eno Sarris
12:43
Like zero of the alarm bells that were there in Madison Bumgarner's start.
uruguayan
12:43
What is Trevor Bauer's next true role?
Eno Sarris
12:43
National League starter.
Joey
12:43
I get that for fantasy purposes you want Caminero getting saves, but isn't it better for the pirates to, ya know, have him pitch in leveraged situations in w/e inning instead of wasting him on 3 run leads in the ninth? Basically, isn't it a better use of a bullpen to have a guy like Melancon take the ninth and use weapons like Watson and Caminero whenever?
Eno Sarris
12:43
Yes but he's also pitching in low leverage situations so.
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