Eno Sarris Baseball Chat
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Mick
1:29
Are Pandas mean? Are they smart enough to reason with?
Eno Sarris
1:29
I think a Panda could F you up
Martin
1:30
Any chance you or someone else could put together a streamers guide to the fantasy playoffs or something? It would be awesome if I had a list of all the sexy matchups rest of season. Small sample sizes granted but it would super useful.
Eno Sarris
1:30
Hopefully next Tuesday is not too late.
Erik
1:30
I think you measure seasons by if there was something instantly recognizable and historically significant about them. Something any baseball history book has to mention. Like 1941 is memorable for Williams and DiMaggio. 1998 for McGwire and Sosa. Have there been any historically great storylines which we'll all be nostalgic for 50 years from now?
Herb Washington's Ghost
1:30
In the last 14 days, Terrance Gore is 0/0 with 2 runs and 5 steals
Eno Sarris
1:30
SEPTEMBER BASEBALL CATCH IT
Bork
1:30
Hello friend, I was late to this chat. Did I miss lots of ludes
Eno Sarris
1:31
This was a silly one.
I didn't mean to say anything about your endowment.
Hey
1:31
A's seem in a good spot with their rotation and the Healy/Barreto/Semien/Chapman infield group. When do you see them competing?
Eno Sarris
1:31
Soon
Snowflake
1:32
Mobb Deep or Blackstar?
Eno Sarris
1:32
RotoLando
1:32
Have you ever seen the majestic beagle herds of Aberystwyth? Tis truly a sight.
Eno Sarris
1:32
oh totally in Wales.
Rojo
1:32
Lol to showing up somewhere and the first thing the host says is, "I didn't mean to say anything about your endowment".
Eno Sarris
1:32
Better he hears it from me.
Bork
1:33
Also I won't be in Toronto. Borkwife's pregnancy is going a bit rough so until Bork Jr is born I'll be with her.
Eno Sarris
1:33
oh i keep thinking it was born.
Snowflake
1:33
I heard Bork is hung like a Capybara
Eno Sarris
1:33
hey now.
Rojo
1:34
Can your fans meet you after Jeff Blair tomorrow? If so, just say where and when!
Eno Sarris
1:34
Bellwoods around 12:30?
Jose
1:34
I dropped Vogt and picked up Bregman and Sanchez is now my catcher, good move or bad move?
Eno Sarris
1:34
yes.
Erik
1:35
Why are injuries to pitchers while batting any more worrisome that injuries to batters while batting? Playing baseball is dangerous. We're not going to stop shortstops from hitting just cause they might get hurt. Why stop pitchers?
Eno Sarris
1:35
Designated batters for everyone! I hear this, but also: pitchers are separated from hitters from very early on, and look terrible at the plate, they don't really add anything but schadenfreude, no?
RotoLando
1:36
Hey Bork! Sorry about your junk. Here, have a beagle.
Bork
1:36
Bork is hung like bigfoot. There's been no proof but a lot of people think he's huge.
Dwight K Schrute
1:36
The enemy of your enemy is also your friend. Mets fans' enemy is Terry Collins. But, Terry Collins is his own worst enemy. Therefore, Met fans' friend is Terry Collins. But, the enemy of your friend is also your enemy. Therefore, Mets fans' enemy is Terry Collins.
Eno Sarris
1:36
Yup.
Streaming
1:36
I have decided to roll with AJ ColeVsPHIas my final pitcher this week over the likes of FulmerVsBal, ERod@Tor and Cobb@NYY.
Eno Sarris
1:36
Good choice. Fulmer second best option.
Hypotheticals
1:36
You have to fight a wild animal. Distribute it 200 points among the five tools on the 20-80 scouting scale. (Size, Strength, Venom, Scratching Ability, Smarts)
Eno Sarris
1:37
80 Size
20 Strength
0 Venom
20 Scratching Ability
80 Smarts
So I guess I'll fight... a horse? No. A giant sloth?
Erik
1:37
Pitchers may not add anything but schadenfreude, but any argument against the DH should start there, not with injuries. People get hurt playing baseball but that doesn't mean we should stop baseball.
b
1:38
a giant sloth that's smarter than you...
Eno Sarris
1:38
Weird, but I'll take that over a dumb strong venomous creature, no matter what size.
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