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Flapjack
10:31
Why was 6 Scared of 7 Because He 8 9
DAVID
10:30
What did the 0 say to the 8? nice belt
Flapjack
10:30
Knock Knock Whos there

I am Bad at Jokes :(
LilMarie
10:30
How do celebrity's keep cool  They have many fannnssss. :)
Guest
10:29
knock knock who is there? doctor,doctor who you have just said it
DAVID
10:29
what did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me , something smells
Emmanuel
10:29 
Why do villasirraptors hate flowers?Because flowers are for girls.
Flapjack
lol
10:28
^^^ Why is My name called Flapjack
I honestly dont know
LilMarie
10:27
What is an astronauts favorite part a computer? A space bar>
DAVID
10:26
What kind of exercise do lazy lazy people do? Diddly -squats
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LilMarie
10:26
Knock Knock who's there. Tank. Tank who. Your Welcome. :)
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freya
10:25
when mr barwise took his dog on a walk it snachted my hot dog of me and mr barwise said oh well you shouldnt be eating hot dogs.
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Flapjack
10:24
Why did the scarecrow win an award, Because He was outstandin in his feild
LilMarie
10:24
A ham sandwich walks to a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says Sorry we don't serve food here
Flapjack
10:22
what do you call an alligator detective?
An investe-Gator
LilMarie
10:21
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove that he wasn't a chicken. :)
Thomas Ferry
10:21
Why did Mira say errrrr?

Because she is errrrr-mazing!
freya
10:20
why is mr ferry always wanting a cherry? because he is a cherry.
Thomas Ferry
10:19
Why did Jacob cross the road?

Because he wasn't sat in his chair as he was told...
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freya
10:18
why was the monkey upset? because it wanted a fishcake with curry on top.
10:04
why did the cow moo? because it wanted some foood.
LilMarie
10:04
What do you call an apology written in dashes and dots? Re - morse code
Flapjack
10:02
Why did dinosaurs become exstinkt, Because tey never had a bath
SOMEONE
10:01
How do you called a dog with no eyes? A Dogy
Flapjack
10:00
what do you call a dino without eyes a do-you-thinky-saurus-Rex
9:59
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches
A nervous wreck
LilMarie
9:58
Today at the park an old lady told me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. :)
Flapjack
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
9:57
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space
9:56
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey… and a cola.”
Why the big pause  asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure I was born with them” LOL
LilMarie
9:55
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh
Flapjack
9:55
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu You get what you deserve :)
LittleMarie
9:54
Why can't a pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse
Flapjack
9:53
A woman in labour suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!
“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”
Mira
9:53
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake
Marie Kinkela
9:51
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
Flapjack
9:51
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?
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Mira
9:51
Why did the student eat his homework
Flapjack
9:49
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
IDK LOL
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