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Dystopian Future
12:06
So first, you have to have a father that wore his hats like that as a fisherman. Then you need to become an MLB player. Then you get some.
Wire Fan
12:07
No clue.   And now I have to change my handle.
Guest
12:07
Where’s Skyline Chili in the poll?
AvatarDan Szymborski
12:07
I said hero
John
12:07
Better question: what was Carver's first name
AvatarNick Dika
12:07
Ellis!
AvatarDan Szymborski
12:07
Timmc
AvatarNick Dika
12:07
Skyline Chilli is why the Reds never make the playoffs
AvatarDan Szymborski
12:07
Timmc
Dystopian Future
12:08
Do the Cincinnati Bengals have fans?
Adam2
12:08
Herc is short for Hercule Poirot, obviously.
AvatarNick Dika
12:08
lol
AvatarDan Szymborski
12:08
If I hear another Who Dey and Who Dat ad, I will open my veins in a hot bath
What if The Wire is just part of the Poirotiverse?
AvatarNick Dika
12:09
They say David Simon is a genius, so it is possible....
Revad
12:09
Curry doesn't generally have beans but is still curry if it does.
AvatarDan Szymborski
12:09
Well that was close
Dystopian Future
12:09
Oh man I thought Bill Dills just ended the game
AvatarDan Szymborski
12:09
WILLY DILLY
AvatarNick Dika
12:09
If Will Smith wins it we're gonna get a "this is a story all about how...." parody for sure
AvatarDan Szymborski
12:10
For a brief moment, Clayton Kershaw felt joy in his heart.
Brian CashGod
12:10
oh man the memes would've been terrific if Will Smith walked off
John
12:10
"They were trying to will it over the wall" well done ernest
Andrew
12:10
However, his sadness is the hero so it was short-lived
Dystopian Future
12:11
Hercule Poirot and the case of the disappearing pitcher
Eric Gregg
12:11
Back to 2016 baseball
AvatarNick Dika
12:12
I'd say Rendon and Soto are more than the Nationals' two hottest hitters, Ernie.
Martin Frydenlund
12:12
Bonus BAISBALL!
Ampersand
12:12
Just pinch hit Kirk Gibson already
Dystopian Future
12:13
You have to be facing an actually good reliever to pinch hit Gibson. Nats have outsmarted the Dodgers by not having any.
Mo money, Molina
12:14
gimme gingergaard!!!!
Eric Gregg
12:14
Someone need to call Clemens, he should be good to go until the 18th
Fangraph's Lurker
12:14
It's day 5 of the game, inning 345, the teams have resorted to using fans because their players were dropping from exhaustion....please let it end
AvatarDan Szymborski
12:14
I'm close the chat before inning 345
Rich C
12:14
This is the Nats big chance to put a spike in these guys.
Adam2
12:15
Clemens as in Roger for the Nats or Ben for this chat?
Ace
12:15
I know the world is screwed up and unfair to Kershaw because as a Giants fan, I felt awful for him at the point. The man is so damn good, and so damn unlucky at the worst moments.
Wire Fan
12:15
After 12 innings each team should be able to choose the opposing pitcher for an inning.
AvatarNick Dika
12:15
The Dodgers can only chose one?
Hire Joe Morgan?
12:15
Where is Gingergaard?  Or Big Red, if we grant him self-determination.
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