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Stan_Yels
9:45
Hi
Mr Hart
9:46
Good morning Stanley, it's nice to hear from you. This is Alicorn class, the class you were going to join.
Stan_Yels
9:46
Hey.  Alicorn?  What’s that?
Mr Hart
9:47
It's a unicorn with wings.  Anyway, how are you?
Stan_Yels
9:47
Cool.  Erm, okay I guess.  It’s rubbish being here, having to slave away all day.  I’m getting used to it though.
Mr Hart
9:48
I hope you don't mind but we would like to ask you some questions to get to know you.
Stan_Yels
9:48
Okay, go for it.
Mr Hart
9:49
Do you live with your parents?  - Macie
Stan_Yels
9:50
Hey Macie.  Well I obviously don’t live with them now, silly!  But yeah, before here I lived with my mum and my dad.
Mr Hart
9:50
Do you have any other family?
Stan_Yels
9:51
Well there is was my no-good-dirty-rotten pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather!  I hate him!  It’s his fault I’m in here!
Mr Hart
9:52
Which juvenile detention centre are you in?  - Ben
Stan_Yels
9:54
Yo Ben.  It’s called Camp Green Lake.  It’s in Texas.  It’s a stupid name to be honest because there isn’t a lake here.  There used to be.  It dried up because we’re here in the middle of the desert.  It’s boiling here, there’s never any shade!  It’s always sunny, there’s hardly any clouds and there’s only two trees!
Mr Hart
9:55
Do you like the juvenile detention centre?
9:56
From Aidan
Stan_Yels
9:56
Ha!  What do you think Aidan?  I hate it.  It’s all my great-great-grandfather’s fault!  All we do is dig holes, which the Warden says "builds their character." We are promised the rest of their day off if we find anything that the Warden considers "interesting".  I haven’t found anything yet.  It is horrible, but I try not to let it get to me.
Mr Hart
9:58
Are the teachers strict?  - Emelia
Stan_Yels
9:59
Teachers?  There ain’t any teachers here Emelia.  There’s the Warden though.  Ms. Walker.  She is the devil.  She hits us.  She shouts at us.  She is horrible.  It’s weird, even when she isn’t here, it feels like she is.  I feel like I am always being watched.  There’s a rumour that she has some sort of poison in her finger nails.  I hope it isn’t true!
Mr Hart
10:00
What jobs do you have to do at the detention centre?  - Levi
Stan_Yels
10:01
Like I said Levi.  All we do is dig holes.  Stupid great-great-grandfather!
Mr Hart
10:02
We've heard that detention centres aren't a nice place to be.  Are you being bullied?  - Will
Stan_Yels
10:04
Only a little bit Will, but I stand up to them.  Squid teases and taunts me a little bit, but I ain’t scared of him!  It isn’t as bad as at my old school.  I didn’t have any friends there and was picked on all the time.  I’ve actually made some friends here.  Like Zero and X-Ray.  We all have cool nicknames.  They call me Caveman.
Mr Hart
10:06
We've heard you stole some trainers and that's why you we're arrested.  What made you steal them?
From Faith
Stan_Yels
10:07
Don’t believe them Faith.  It’s all a lie.  I haven’t done anything wrong.  It’s my stupid great-great-grandfathers fault I’m here.
Mr Hart
10:09
Did you get pressured into stealing the shoes?  - Grace
Stan_Yels
10:10
Like I said Grace I didn’t steal them Grace!
Mr Hart
10:11
Have you been convicted for a different offence in the past?  - Poppy
Stan_Yels
10:12
No, this is my first time.  Thanks great-great-grandfather!
Mr Hart
10:12
What has your great-great-grandfather done wrong?
Stan_Yels
10:13
Oh no, the Warden is coming!  Got to go!  Bye!
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