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Rain
8:50
i would rather you not
i need to get ready
Dxtr
8:50
The one marked "Do not open"?
Rain
8:50
Dexter don’t open it
*Stands uo*
8:51
looks like it’s time for one last hunt
this time, Leon-style
Dxtr
8:51
Yeah, I think I'd rather chop my penis off and stick it in a blender
Alister
8:51
*gives Rain a kiss*
Rain
8:51
*I summon Fenrir, a 500 magnum 5 shot revolver that resembles the requiem.*
8:52
meet Fenrir. He has quite the bite
*I then pulls a hatchet from behind my back that looks suspiciously like Leon’s*
System
8:52
*calibrating*   This may take a minute
Rain
8:53
calibrate to full Leon-style combat. Time to lean out of the devil arms and into the guns
And melee attacks
System
8:53
I wish you luck in that,
Calibration complete
Rain
8:54
*laughs* when have I ever needed luck? I make my own anyway
*my silver hair parts itself like Leon’s from requiem.*
Dxtr
8:54
Alister, your hubby's a little cooky
Alister
8:54
Love 'em for it. Deal with it.
Rain
8:55
let’s not keep our visitor waiting, wouldn’t want that.
*I open the box*
*I enter a retention stance, keeping the magnum close to my chest while staring down the sights
System
8:56
To your surprise, you aren't greeted with a hellish swarm to the face. Nothing happens...at all.
Rain
8:56
hmph. And here I was, all ready to drop a cheesy one-liner.
I holster Fenrir in my left arm armpit holster
8:57
*I poke the box* what the hell, are you broken or something??
Alister
8:57
What's inside?
Rain
8:58
You’re asking the blind guy what’s inside?
very funny. Also cruel.
Dxtr
8:58
Why don't you ask your Windows or whateverthefuck?
Rain
8:58
You mean System?
I could.
Dxtr
8:59
That, yeah
Rain
8:59
*I reach in and grab whatever is in the box*
I can also do this
System
8:59
You pull out a Worker Drone in a maid outfit with a huge hole taken out of her chest. It seems to be deactivated.
Rain
8:59
i swear if this is the astral pulse, you are gonna have some questions to answer, visi.
9:00
okay, i have opened many boxes in my time
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