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Magdalena
2:14
When was the last time you had a good night’s sleep? You look very tired and grumpy.
Jake
2:14
Are you mean in really life?
Dr. Greeper
2:14
@Lucas - I only answer questions which are spelt properly.
Bobby
2:15
Why do you want to know about cosmos?
Dr. Greeper
2:15
@Jake - Mean is an unusual way of spelling fair.
Rebecca
2:16
Why are you grumpy?
Maisie
2:16
why did you want to be in this book?
Dr. Greeper
2:16
@Magdalena If you had to teach these foolish you’d also struggle to sleep...
Alice
2:17
Why did you come to this school?
Rory
2:17
Have you ever smiled or have been happy?
Isabella
2:17
Why are you so interested in the cosmos computer?
Dr. Greeper
2:17 
@Rory The last time I was happy was the 19th July 2019.
Aurelia
2:17
He is quiet suspicious about a computer called Cosmos.
Why are you asking Georges about the computer?
Dr. Greeper
2:19
@Alice - Because I was told I was I was needed to combat the gross insubordination of the children in this school.
2:21
@Aurelia - I am asking because I have a legal responsibility to look after my students wellbeing. If I didn’t have this pesky responsibility, I could have spent my time doing something more useful...
Mrs Devaney
2:23
Hello Dr Greeper. It is nice to hear from you. We are very excited that you are answering our questions. The children think that you are not real. Can you tell us something about yourself that only you would know?
Dr. Greeper
2:24 
How would anyone else know that I have a horseshoe shaped scar on my left hand, which has a diameter of 3.2 inches.
2:25
Also, who else would know that Uranus has exactly 27 moons?
Esther
2:29
Why did you make the class write one hundred lines?
Noah
2:29
Dr. Reeper why do you hate George so much.
Alice
2:29
Have you ever combed your hair?
Dr Greeper
2:31
@Noah - I hate all boys who do not listen. They might as well be on the moon, if they aren’t going to listen.
2:32
@Alice - Yes.
Isabella
2:32
Do you live with a wife? Were do you live?🧐
Dr Greeper
2:32
@Esther - How else would they learn not to use their phones in class?
Magdalena
2:33
Hello Dr Greeper. Please could you come to our classroom to prove that you’re real. If you deny this then our whole class would be upset because we are really excited to see you. 👍
Dr Greeper
2:34
@Isabella - Last time children found out where I lived they came round to my house on Halloween. After I set my dogs on them, they never came back. Don’t make the same mistake...
Freya
2:36
What do you do when your pupils leave apart from marking and planning lessons?
Dr Greeper
2:36
@Magdalena - Do you think I live to make children happy? You clearly have not being listening. You would quickly learn if you were if you were in my class...
Zac
2:37
What is you favourite food
Dr Greeper
2:37
@Freya - I enjoy making cabbage and eel soup. My recipe has been perfected over a number of years.
Michaela
2:38
What is your favourite place?
Dr Greeper
2:38
@Zac - The fingers of boys who don’t use question marks.
2:39
@Michaela - Minsk is particularly nice this time of year.
Alice
2:39
How old are you?
Michaela
2:39
Tell me about Minks?
Dr Greeper
2:40
@Alice - Old enough to have learnt in school that is a rude question.
Rebecca
2:41
Did you move house?
Isabella
2:41
What are you dogs names? What kind of dogs are they? 🤔
Alice
2:42
Sorry. I was just curious.
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