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2017 Opening Day Live Blog Extravaganza
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Carson Cistulli
6:28
I believe this is referred to as a "life hack," MCL. As for life hacks, I'm behind the curve. I've only just learned that "showering" will prevent disease, etc... Every time I shower I yell, "You've been hacked, life!"
6:29
Thank you, Eno.
Altman
6:29
We had a hand down UppaBaby... that shit was like $1000 or something... pays to have rich brother and sister
Almost Middle-Aged
6:29
At what age do you no longer trust your flatulence?
Eno Sarris
6:29
Uh so last week...
Carson Cistulli
6:29
Yes. I would like to know rich people, Altman.
Eno Sarris
6:29
WE bought an UppaBaby off craigslist used
Moltar
6:30
even pre-breakout I was super sad when the Mets cut Turner because he seemed like such a good dude who really played all out. I still can't believe that hatchet job the team did on him through the tabloids, accusing him of not hustling. If there's one thing Turner did every time I saw him play, it was hustle. Happy for all his success.
Dahl Makhani
6:30
Ewww, Buxton with the three strikeout day, last of which was with the bases loaded
Art Vandelay
6:30
Please Buxton
Travis Sawchik
6:31
Pretty please, Buxton
$11 Worth of Taco Bell
6:31
Buxton still having problems
Tonguepunchingthefartbox
6:31
I'm 40. Definitely had some shart alarms the last couple of years.
Eno Sarris
6:31
I blamed the norovirus but the truth is
Trevor Gobble
6:31
Bases juiced Sano up to the plate
Carson Cistulli
6:32
This inning isn't going perfectly for KC.
Bernie
6:32
Eagerly awaiting "$11 Worth of Taco Bell" to chime in on this flatulence discussion...
Dr Evil
6:32
Is the NL going to need to start asterisk'ing the stats accumulated against the Padres and Reds? I say this only half jokingly.
Shirtless George Brett
6:33
If I'm not mistaken Buxton has swung and missed at every off speed pitch today.
Carson Cistulli
6:33
San Diego's interesting because they've actually cobbled together a pretty interesting collection of position players -- while almost completely ignoring the staff.
Travis Sawchik
6:33
That seems right
re: Buxton swing and miss
Aspergillus
6:34
ANDREW TOLES TOOTBLAN
Carson Cistulli
6:34
Hey, Travis or Eno or anyone: is Toles the starting Dodgers left fielder? Or is platooning with Guti?
Vanilla ISIS
6:34
Is there a rule requiring catchers to squat when receiving behind the dish? For example, could a catcher intentionally stand in an effort to block the home plate's view of calling balls and strikes?
Carson Cistulli
6:35
Or just walk away and let the pitch hit the umpire?
Sano walk. Another Minnesota run.
6:37
Castro base hit. More Twins runs.
Bernie
6:37
Pitching down in the count 3-1 to Miguel Sano with the bases loaded looks like approximately zero fun.
Trevor Gobble
6:37
6-1 Minnesota
Lorcan
6:37
Toles platooning with Guti while Ethier is out. Unfortunately probably has to go down when Ethier is back
Carson Cistulli
6:37
Polanco single for Twins. Now up 7-1.
Zach
6:37
Manny Machado is not real...
Trevor Gobble
6:38
What a play from Machado
Eno Sarris
6:38
ooooh mercy
Jordan
6:38
Machado just made an amazing play
EvanC
6:38
Billy Hamilton triple alert
Bernie
6:38
OMG MANNY MACHADO
Wes
6:38
BAH GAWD THAT'S MANNY MACHADO'S MUSIC
Travis Sawchik
6:38
Enjoy Manny, Baltimore
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