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2019 World Series Game 1 Chat
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AvatarDan Szymborski
8:25
I THINK THIS IS A JOB FOR TALK TO TRANFORMER
John Jaso Jingle Heimer Schmidt
8:25
There was a Fangraphs writer named Pizza Cutter???
Ben Kaspick
8:25
Russell Carlton!
8:26
Now an author and front office employee.
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:27
Yup, he went by Pizza Cutter
But eventually, you have to share your name so that people write you checks.
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:27
OK, let's name CW's dog.
You have to pick one of those five. It's the alw.
law
Hire Joe Morgan?
8:28
I want someone like Doolittle to say something about it.
Maggie25
8:28
Q: What do you call the Nationals' pitcher when he's playing starcraft? A: Max Scherzerg.

Thank you and good night.
Fangraph's Lurker
8:28
Dan's wrestling name is "Pizza Cutter"?
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:28
I'm the Digital Dandy!
Although the neural network gave me the nickname Smuckers.
Kiermaier's Piercing Green Eyes
8:28
Name the dog JP Realmeowto, because I'm still mad the Marlins didn't name that stray cat that. (They went with Don Cattingly.)
Stuafoo
8:28
Any FanGraphs alums participating in chat? Cistulli sliding in under some obscure philosopher pseudonym?
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:29
Don't smell brimstone!
Brian CashGod
8:29
I want to get a dog one day and name it "A Cat". I will enjoy introducing people to A Cat so much
CamdenWarehouse
8:29
those are awful names. I'll call him Kitty
Dennis
8:29
pizza cutter used pi for all his formulas
LFC Mike
8:29
Did he go from Prince Crimson to King Crimson or did he orchestrate a  violent takeover and assume being King without proper procedure?
Matt A
8:29
Shout out to john jaso jungle helmet Schmidt for the greatest chat name ever. This is why I love fangraphs!
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:29
Someone on BTF used the handle Joe Crede Clearwater Revival
Maggie25
8:29
I'd like to humbly suggest Max Scherzerg as the dog's name. I promise that's the last zerg comment I will make tonight.
Stuafoo
8:29
Scherzer will wind up with a very high pitch count.
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:30
Gurriel almost broke the air.
Stuafoo
8:30
Someone has stolen my name
Mad Max
8:30
I'm throwing 9 innings and 180 pitches and none of y'all can stop me
Maggie25
8:30
Guriel is so handsome, Go Nats.
Hire Joe Morgan?
8:30
I think Scherzer might come out of the pen tonight.
Matt A
8:31
Gurriel then almost broke the wall in LC
Maggie25
8:31
Wow, now somebody stole my name!
5 Run Homer
8:31
He hit the shit outta that
Guest
8:31
Gurriel == racist? true
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:32
He occasionaly just turns on those crazily
Dennis
8:32
97.4 Exit velo and Gurriel had to pull his hands in... wow
Hire Joe Morgan?
8:32
I must have missed something.  What did Gurriel do that's racist?
AvatarDan Szymborski
8:32
The asian eye pull thing
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