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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 12/3/18

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Dbo

1:08

I feel like chili has taken over the food discussion and we overlook your other faults like saying that hot dogs are not sandwiches and pop tarts are raviolis

Lemonade

1:08

If a baby vomits on your shoulder is it cooler to leave it, so people know you are the kind of guy who takes care of your child, or mop it up, and have people think you are clean?

Dan Szymborski

1:08

I would clean it as it would be super gross

Gub Gub

1:08

If you paid for the rights to Disco Stu, would you rethink his position, and advertise?

Dan Szymborski

1:09

Disco Stu doesn't advertise and I'm not going to dilute his brand by pivoting to video.

That Guy from Detroit

1:09

I heard a bunch of barrels are available at Niagara Falls

Ozzie Ozzie Albies Free

1:09

Have you played Red Dead Redemption 2 yet?

Dan Szymborski

1:09

I have not

Matt

1:09

Most scotch distilleries have barrels, Dan.

Dan Szymborski

1:09

Yeah, but how many scotch distilleries are you going to find when you're just roaming around in your local neighborhood and ahve lost your clothes?

Matt

1:09

I just realized there is another matt in the chat, I've been outcompeted for questions by this other matt, what can I do Dan?

Dan Szymborski

1:09

Murder

Lemonade

1:10

When is chili just another word for sofrito?

Dan Szymborski

1:10

Sofrito and chili aren't the same

Rockie Dangerfield

1:10

Hitler wasn't a strict vegetarian. He ate a bullet at one point.

Dan Szymborski

1:10

But he didn't digets it

Lemonade

1:10

If you could be raised by a spider that looks like an ant or an actual ant, which would you prefer?

Dan Szymborski

1:10

Spider. Spiders have a lot of practical weaving skills.

Ants just teach you to work on a farm, which I don't know if I'd like.

I'm not mean, just regressing

1:13

Which current Cub makes the best chili?

Dan Szymborski

1:13

Schwarber?

Matt

1:13

Whoa. Firsat you tell me you don't like beans in chili. Then you tell me you don't put Nilla Wafers on tacos?

Ozzie Ozzie Albies Free

1:13

How much easier is your job now that Meg replaced Cistulli?

Dan Szymborski

1:13

I don't have to order holy water!

CamdenWarehouse

1:13

pop tarts are not raviolis. Raviolis are pop tarts!

Dbo

1:14

I'm flying out to Kettering, OH tomorrow, any food spots I should hit up besides Skylne Chili?

Dan Szymborski

1:14

El Meson

Matt

1:14

I'd like to log a complaint with Fangraphs that Dan Szymborski has advocated violence against me, the original Matt.

Dan Szymborski

1:14

I didn't say which Matt should kill which Matt. That's for you guys to work out between you

Rockie Dangerfield

1:14

If someone steals my identity and I subsequently hunt down and kill said identity thief, can I get away with it by claiming I legally killed myself, and suicide is not illegal?

Dan Szymborski

1:14

I don't think you'd get away with it

1:15

Since one of you would prove to not be you

You can be arrested for having child pornography of yourself, for example

That Guy from Detroit

1:15

Jerry DiPoto traded the beans out of his chili

Gub Gub

1:15

Baby vomit smells bad. Leaving it there is not even an option

Joe

1:15

Ok, chunks of meat or ground meat in your chili?

Dan Szymborski

1:15

Chunks of meat that are really soft because of the long cooking

Danny Ruskin

1:15

Forget the barrel! I'm saying you have two perfectly good straps. They make legitimate clothes with less material. Tuck your junk in that barrel-strap thong and move along.

Dan Szymborski

1:15

Sometimes people who run out of clothes in public are modest

1:16

Are you enjoying Fallout 76?

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