Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 2/1/16
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The Original Greaser Bob
1:31
Susan Sarandon's cleavage, weird but I couldn't help looking.
RotoLando
1:31
What about robot cobras?
tom selleck
1:31
what are clams casino?
Dan Szymborski
1:32
essentially baked clams with bacon and other stuff
Kylo Ren
1:32
What's your preferred weapon in a zombie apocalypse?
Dan Szymborski
1:32
Shotgun.
Good stopping power and easy to maintain.
Chuncey Wiggins
1:32
Would Dave Stewart mistakenly use a live cobra as a Diamondback mascot? How many prospects would he trade for a live cobra?
Dan Szymborski
1:33
He could, it is a snake after all
RotoLando
1:33
What is the nearest object to you that could be used as a falcon deterrent?
Dan Szymborski
1:33
Galileo's a pretty big cat. There's a golf club not too far from me.
mtsw
1:33
What sort of deck would Trump play in Hearthstone?
Dan Szymborski
1:33
Oh, he'd play face hunter
But all gold cards.
Live Cobra
1:33
which movie are you most looking forward to?
Dan Szymborski
1:34
next Star Wars
Matt
1:34
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the government would stop telling him how much wood he could chuck?
Dan Szymborski
1:34
Depends how vigorous the regulatory enforcement is.
RotoLando
1:34
Have you ever broken a bone?
Dan Szymborski
1:34
No, I've torn tissue though, but never broken a bone.
Live Cobra
1:34
if you had the ability to suddenly be able to speak/write/read/understand a single language, what wouldit be?
Dan Szymborski
1:34
Chinese.
Pinstripe Wizard
1:34
If all current presidential candidates went at it Electoral Brawlege style, who's the favorite?
Dan Szymborski
1:35
O'Malley seems to be in pretty good shape
Matt
1:35
Is it ironic that Bernie Sanders and syphilis have the same slogan?
Dan Szymborski
1:35
Syphilis has a slogan?
Pinstripe Wizard
1:35
Corey Feldman or Scott Feldman?
Dan Szymborski
1:35
Corey works cheaper.
The Original Greaser Bob
1:35
IPA's are overrated from a production standpoint, anyone can make one taste good. Pilsners are loathed and hard to make. Yet beer connoisseurs rate IPA's higher. WTF? Stop the madness!!!
Dan Szymborski
1:35
There's no points for effort.
Danks
1:36
More WAR this year: Ianetta or Zunino?
Dan Szymborski
1:36
Iannetta
RotoLando
1:36
Kyle Kendrick lives nearby. Is there anything you would like me to yell at him from the safety of a car?
Dan Szymborski
1:36
No.
Danks
1:36
Are the Dodgers going to load up AAA with middle infielders or should they move someone like Alex Guerrero for a reliever with good velo?
Dan Szymborski
1:36
Guerrero has to agree to a demotion.
mtsw
1:36
How late in the summer will it be before you talk yourself into voting for Trump in the general election?
Dan Szymborski
1:36
I don't want to even think about that.
Slothrop
1:36
Is that Dyson/Orlando platoon gonna work?
Dan Szymborski
1:37
I think the Orlando side will be disappointing.
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