Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 2/1/16
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Dan Szymborski
1:18
NO
RotoLando
1:18
John Fogerty got sued for plagiarizing himself. I could see Carson Cistulli doing that to you.
Dan Szymborski
1:18
Well, yeah, if I sign away a specific right, of course.
RotoLando
1:18
Dumping a basket of mousetraps on your drinking buddies --- hilarious or cruel?
Dan Szymborski
1:18
Both
bjogc
1:18
What do you hate most about cistulli?
Dan Szymborski
1:18
His existence surely.
Murdoc
1:18
What conspiracy theory do you think is totally legit?
Dan Szymborski
1:19
Well, the conspiracy theory that the government had been covering up some unethical behavior in the Tuskegee syphilis experiment did turn out to be absolutely true.
Guest
1:19
PSA: Thor would kick Superman's ass.
Live Cobra
1:19
are you going to try Soylent?
Dan Szymborski
1:19
I might, actually.
Billy Corman
1:19
Is the clear and present danger of live cobras being used as clean-up hitters why MLB is moving to robot umpires?
Dan Szymborski
1:20
I'd call that a plus sometimes.
RotoLando
1:20
What drink pairs well with clams casino?
Dan Szymborski
1:20
I'm not a good pairing guy. Whatever you like.
Matt
1:20
I think it's safe to assume that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, assuming, of course that woodchucks could chuck wood. Agree?
Dan Szymborski
1:20
As long as we're talking the woodchuck in question and not the maximum a woodchuck chuck (like the recordholder) then yes
1:21
But if the world record holder, Chuck Woody, can chuck 8, it would be unfair for an average woodchuck, say Chucky Chebbers, to chuck more than his customary 5
Live Cobra
1:21
Do you watch any anime and if so, what do you watch?
Dan Szymborski
1:21
I do not.
RotoLando
1:21
Regardless of how you feel about Bernie Sanders, or politics in general, you have to admit, Feel The Bern is a pretty great slogan.
Dan Szymborski
1:22
It is a good slogan
Chuncey Wiggins
1:22
If you had to amputate an appendage, which one would it be?
Dan Szymborski
1:22
Foot
Or leg
if it can't just be the foot
Artificial arm not good for playing piano, video games, or typing quickly.
Live Cobra
1:22
what are your favorite horror movies?
Dan Szymborski
1:22
Not really into the genre
Mike
1:23
Corey feldman or corey haim?
Dan Szymborski
1:23
Feldman
Matt
1:23
I heard snow is expected in Iowa tonight. Safe to assume Trump is behind this?
Dan Szymborski
1:23
Yes
Chuncey Wiggins
1:23
Catchers gone on to be managers or so the story goes. What position goes on to be life insurance salesmen?
Dan Szymborski
1:23
Spot starters?
RotoLando
1:24
Can you recommend any anti-virus, anti-malware software?
Dan Szymborski
1:24
avast or avira
malwarebytes for the malware
j6takish
1:24
A combination of seasonal depression and "sunday night syndrome" caused me to become very distraught thinking about if my cat gets lonely, what do you think dan? Do cats get lonely?
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