Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 5/10/17
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Dan Szymborski
2:53
I would
Marcus Banks
2:53
can you out drink matt harvey?
Dan Szymborski
2:53
Probably 15 years ago.
Dudley
2:54
Yankees fans standing for Judge's ABs at home games should be a thing, no?
Dan Szymborski
2:54
You're supposed to stand when the judge enters the courtroom
RotoLando
2:54
If you had to tank a season, but couldn't refuse to participate, which batter and which hitter would be your guys?
Dan Szymborski
2:54
I'd just ask Dave Stewart for his sleeper picks
Vinny Chase
2:55
Bruce for J. Turner is a no-brainer?
Dan Szymborski
2:55
I'd suspect the person/team trading Turner away here is legally brain-dead, so yes.
Mo Vaughn
2:55
This greek salad from Panera just isn't cutting it for me.
RotoLando
2:55
The Rock Bottom was by far the more devastating-looking finisher.
CamdenWarehouse
2:55
It's been close to two decades since I watched, but didn't the Rock have another (real) finishing move?
Dan Szymborski
2:55
Yes ^^
Bartolo Colon
2:56
Why do you answer only troll questions?
Dan Szymborski
2:56
I answer lots of real questions.
I answer a question based on the probability it would yield an interesting or at least mildly entertaining answer.
Marky Mark
2:56
Who would you think would come over to the Cubs in a Candelario trade with the Jays?
Dan Szymborski
2:56
There are actually lots of possibilities, depending on what the Cubs need at the time.
2:57
If the Jays become seller, they have a lot of itneresting parts.
Gavin
2:57
What do you make of Kevin Pillar's power spike? What indicators can we look at to see whether or not it is at least somewhat real?
Dan Szymborski
2:58
I think it's improved. Though not "for real". Real/not-real is a fake dichotomy.
If looking at simpler stats, hard hit % and GB/FB
Devil Ray J. Johnson
2:58
If all your other job opportunities dried up, but you were offered a job by all 30 MLB teams to work as an analyst (and everything else about the jobs, e.g., pay, were the same), which team would you pick?
Dan Szymborski
2:59
Well, O's of course. Reds if this was a job I'd have to show up at an office for.
But again, that's only for this theoretical.
3:00
I don't work in media because I want a job in baseball. I could have one of those if I wanted. I work in media becuase I want to work in media.
Bartolo Colon
3:00
I come here to discuss baseball yet you're answering shitty troll questions dammit.
Dan Szymborski
3:00
First six words are your issue
RotoLando
3:00
OK, say The Rock runs for president....who is his running mate?
Dan Szymborski
3:00
Mick Foley. Duh
ledwards
3:00
dan, you're the best. that is all.
Dan Szymborski
3:00
I LIKE THIS GUY BETTER
Mark Hamburger
3:00
Am I a sandwich?
Dan Szymborski
3:01
This is my stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.
Oh, MARK Hamburger
Yes
Dave Szymborski (no relation)
3:01
If a MLB team moved to Delaware, what would its nickname be?
Dan Szymborski
3:01
Dover Bens
Rafael Devers
3:01
How soon will Devers be in Boston starting at 3rd? Bogaerts got 250 PA in Pawtucket and Benintendi skipped AAA.
Dan Szymborski
3:02
The Red Sox *claim* they don't want to rush Devers.
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