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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 6/3/2019

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Scott

12:25

Own both Montas and Paddack in several leagues. Great

Mountcastle

12:26

Sounds like a beer

T-dog

12:26

Is sausage, egg, and cheese—stacked between a biscuit—a sandwich?

Dan Szymborski

12:26

Yes

Magic Kingdome

12:26

For your afterschool special, what about Kevin James in a wig?

Dan Szymborski

12:26

He can capture my lighter side.

But afterschool specials have to capture the darkness inherent in 12-year-olds

Can Kevin James match my burning intensity?

12:27

I was actually disappointed peer pressure wasn't what I expected in high school.

Nobody threatened to beat me up unless I smoked a cigarette.

Cigarettes aren't cheap!

Like, zero people actually cared that I didn't smoke.

12:28

Where was the grand moment where I say NOT TODAY PUNK, KEEP YOUR CANCER STICKS and the bully making me smoke ran away crying?

Billy Beane

12:28

Dan, what's your go to burger recipe?

Dan Szymborski

12:28

1. Ground beef.

2. Fire.

(Salt and pepper)

hscer

12:28

with Rutschman hitting .427/.584/.772, there's surely some level where Trout could do that .450/.600/.800 that was asked about. maybe A+? also Adley Rutschman sounds like someone who should have played from 1898-1910 or something

Dan Szymborski

12:28

Well, if we go that low, certainly

AAA pitchers just aren't THAT bad

O's Woes

12:28

Happy birthday season! Is DJ Stewart the best gift the o's get this birthday season? Do you think he produces like a major league ballplayer?

Dan Szymborski

12:29

I'm not positive, but I hope the O's try and find out

T-dog

12:29

Dan why doesn’t this page discuss NASCAR? Left wing agenda much?

Dan Szymborski

12:29

They go around in circles.

And I'd hardly be described as left-wing.

12:34

Remember, I'm in the Sarcastic Libertarian Baseball Nerd clique (McCracken, Snyder, Perry, Welch) not the Social Media Woke Baseball Nerd clique.

T-dog

12:34

Thoughts on Ranked Choice Voting for govt elections?

Dan Szymborski

12:34

It does tend to make sense.

But nobody wants my desired election reforms.

12:35

Honestly, I'd remove parties from ballots and have candidates randomly ordered for each electronic ballot.

(I consider that advertising)

12:35

Do your cats seem apprehensive about the draft?

Dan Szymborski

12:35

Only if it delays diner

Alby

12:35

Nah, if it's a slice of bread it's not a wrap.

Dan Szymborski

12:35

If you're wrapping it around something you are

T-dog

12:35

Three slices of bread eaten at the same time: bread sandwich?

Dan Szymborski

12:35

Yes

Guest

12:35

Would you agree that scheduling meetings at 11 am should be an offense taken to the ombudsman, and potentially fireable?

Dan Szymborski

12:35

Sure

12:36

Meetings at all!

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