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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 7/16/20

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Dan Szymborski

12:41

lol, I don't know how to answer this

12:42

I guess the two brother cats could be the Josephs

THe fat tux cat can be Boog Powell

Cassiopeia doesn't remind me of any Oriole. Marge Schott?

Blue Morpho

12:43

Are DeGrom's projections getting altered after the injury news?

Dan Szymborski

12:43

I'm personally wait-and-see for the ZiPS sims. For depth charts, that's a quesiton for Jason

Devil Ray Jay Johnson

12:43

Is your hatred of the Rockies just the prelude to the big twist where you realize your love for them in the romantic comedy that is your life?

Dan Szymborski

12:43

They'd need a new GM of course

Shorty

12:43

Family Ties - Tom Hanks drinking Vanilla extract to get the alcohol...

Your Name

12:43

Did you see a guy trademarked 44 potential Washington team names? That's the type of trolling I aspire to. Although he seems to be a good samaritan about it unfortunately

Dan Szymborski

12:44

I was making a dumb joke about this

It's going to be awkward when the Redskins stay the Redskins because the team lost out on the trademark to Washington + every plural noun in the English language.

Dozu

12:44

Look under your bed, Dan

Dan Szymborski

12:44

Last I saw, the tux cat was under there and there's no way he's typing anything

Shorty

12:44

None of the people in this chat have ever been in my kitchen

Dan Szymborski

12:45

WHAT ABOUT YOU

Slapshot

12:45

Do you think these closed door baseball games would be more or less interesting to watch on TV if there was no piped in music or crowd noise?

Dan Szymborski

12:45

Less. I like the surreal nature.

For the empty games, the Marlins should bring back the home run feature and just have it run NONSTOP

With creepy calliope music

12:46

Tell me that this wouldn't be good going for 3 hours with that thing creaking around slowly

Drew

12:46

U taking bauer or Morton in the 8th round? Roto 5v5

Dan Szymborski

12:46

Mortis

Your Name

12:46

Nomar Mazara breakout=carrot on a stick for Dan

Guest

12:46

oh yes, you're right. it's cheers week. my bad.

Dan Szymborski

12:47

https://soundcloud.com/dan-szymborski/cheers/s-d5K9OJ7dVeO

12:48

There, Cheers. I'm still unconvinced it's not just one of you trying to sound like multiple people peer pressuring me to sing TV themes.

Tim Tebow's Thunder Thighs

12:48

I have a plumber over and so my water is currently shut off. I need to use the bathroom. Chili was not a good breakfast choice today.

Dan Szymborski

12:49

I had a plumber over last week to do some work in the kitchen, but luckily the kitchen-specific shutoff valves they put in a few years ago meant they didn't have to shut off the whole house

Dbo

12:49

Have you ever thought about how great life would be if you married into the YKK zipper fortune?

Dan Szymborski

12:50

Do I *get* to have the fortune?

My grandparents were friends with people that were doorstop heirs.

Before I was born.

Tim Tebow's Thunder Thighs

12:50

PS4 came out in like 2013. Get with it, Dan. Geez!

Dan Szymborski

12:50

I mean PS5

Sammy So-so

12:50

If the 1988 Ford Tempo is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

Dan Szymborski

12:51

No such thing happened in my 1988 Ford Tempo. I have some self-respect

Some Dude

12:51

With 2 injury shortened and now a pandemic shortened season(s), will Votto still get serious HOF consideration with only eclipsing the 300 HR mark as a 1B?

Dan Szymborski

12:51

Sadly I don't think so

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