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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 7/23/18
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AvatarDan Szymborski
2:49
We just have the one poopmoji
poo 7 angry 2
Derek in Little Rock
2:51
Which MLB win totals did you take this year?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:51
Lemme pull up my list of bets, hang on
2:52
OK for teams
2:53
Braves OVER 74.5
cool 5
Braves NL East Champions at +1800
cool 3
Washington Nationals Under 92.5 +155
cool 1
2:54
Phillies over 75.5 Rangers under 77.5 Tigers over 68.5 Royals Under 71.5
cool 2
and two really bad ones, Orioles over 73 and Mariners under 81.5
2:56
Some of my other bets include Arenado MVP at +700, Archer Cy Young at +4000, kershaw over 2.20 ERA at -115
Holy crap Noah
2:56
That hand foot and mouth thing can't be a horse thing because of the "hand", right?
Bob Cobb
2:56
i hate to ask this question because I love the player and hate the insinuation, but with the incentives as they are and history of this sort of thing it may be pertinent: how likely do you think it is that Juan Soto is older than 19?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:56
I don't like that kind of speculation.  I only know what I can prove.
2:57
The rest is just masturbation.
San Dzymborski
2:57
When i started reading this website I wondered for a long time if you and Carson Cistulli were actually the same person and the Cistulli persona was an elaborate prank
laughing 1
Angelus Novus
2:57
I'm currently working on a bizzaro cosmic mystery. The local Cosmic Coffee has been releasing Northern Snakeheads (bane-of-aquatic ecosystems) into the sewer system. A timetraveling Burmese Python pairs with a postwitch witch to troll a virtual reality company. The city's Trash Wheels begin to gain consciousness. Local Hero Tavon (an avid eco-feminist and mystic in the tradition of Ghost Dog, WallE and Walter Benjamin) joins Homeless Santa in a quest to find his lost daughter. The cities fig trees, come to life. (coming soon to a book store near you)
Usagi YoSzymbo
2:57
What advice can you give to a prospective cat owner?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:57
Don't expect you can teach them to do things you don't want them to do.
Breezy
2:57
Who has the charisma, skill, and social media presence to be the marketable face of baseball?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:57
BARTOLO
poo 4
Dan's Hate Mail
2:57
Sorry to hear the quality of your hate mail has declined so much this year Dan.  For those out there in mum's basement who have nothing else better to do...could you pass along a few pointers as to how to really stick it to you? Like getting shanked in a maximum security prison shower hate. You need to get some joy out of a properly worded hate letter I think.
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
It's not fun if I have to coach the hate mail.  Hate mail has to be organic.
Angelus Novus
2:58
I'm thinking Britton brings back two 150-200 overall type guys. What are you thinking?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
Eh
I'd rather have Familia than Britton
Britton has a buttload of risk
and I'm talking a Sir Mix-a-lot buttload
John
2:58
Mancini is still better than Chris Davis!
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:58
Henry Mancini might be better than Chris Davis.
Angelus Novus
2:58
I think Ignatius Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces is one of the most brilliant characters in American Literature
Concrete fan
2:58
Who do you see winning the second WC-spot in the AL?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:59
M's the favorite.  The pythag edge is baked into the cake.
Bob Cobb
2:59
do you expect to see Peter Alonso at all this year for the Mets?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:59
MAYBE a mini espresso
Iglesias
2:59
Do we see Rasiel move or the Reds going to hold him?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:59
They should move him but they will not.
Concrete fan
2:59
What was the worst sandwich you ever had?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:59
Once in elementary school I bit into a fish sandwich and it was icy in the middle like i was eating a fish popsicle
vomit 5 poo 4
3:00
haven't been able to eat a fish sandwich variant since then.
crying 3
Weird things turn me off to food.
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