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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 7/9/18
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Gub Gub
2:45
Maybe the monsters aren't the real monster, Dan.  The monster is you.
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:45
Call me a monster one more time and I'll club you and eat your bones.
All Cats Are Beautiful
2:46
Do you ever visit baseball think factory any more?  It's a ghost town compared to when zips was first released there.  Sad.
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:46
I still read the arguments, mostly the Lounge
Guest2
2:46
Do you have thoughts on what the Rockies should do with Jon Gray?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:46
Be more patient
The Gyorko Store Called
2:46
Did you finally give in and approve the ZiPS-Steamer merger?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:46
STEAPS
D
2:46
Renaming Fangrahs to Dangraphs?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:46
No, Apples already turned down my resdesign idea.
2:47
D
2:47
A sandwich is a sandwich but a manwich is a ______?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:48
sandwich
sloppy joes are sandwiches
Oh, you can post gifs in here!
Gub Gub
2:49
If you ever found yourself swept up in an anti-donut protest, would you show solidarity with the mob, or cave for an offer of free donuts?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:49
I'm pronut
Matt
2:49
On a integer scale of [1,4], how much do you hate scales without a mid-point?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:49
2,2,3
LFC Mike
2:49
Dan is going on writing/speaking strike until the Orioles show that at least 10% of the brain cells in the front office are active. .....He will be missed.
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:49
How will I feed my cats over the next 15 years?
Nick
2:49
Rockies:  Buyers or sellers?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:49
Poseur buyers
Guest2
2:50
Announcement prediction: Dan is Taking a sabbatical to write a collection of poetry focused on reviving heroic couplet.
The Gyorko Store Called
2:50
Were you booked as the opening act for Carson's artisan kazoo band's summer tour?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:50
2:51
Sorry, I'm just excited that GIFS work.
D
2:51
If the Red Sox could get Beltre at a reasonable price, should they do that and send Devers down?

I guess I'm generally asking what you think of Devers' chance to be good the rest of this season.
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:51
I like Devers, but I'd want to upgrade Beltre short-term
Sam
2:51
Isn’t there an underrated chance that the Mariners just fall off a cliff one of these days and start playing sub .500 baseball the rest of the season?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:51
There's always a chance, but I think they're at heart a .510-.520 team
All Cats Are Beautiful
2:51
If defensive metrics were better and more available in the 90s and beyond, would Jeter have moved off SS, would he have worked on his fielding more, or would the Yankees have just dismissed the available fielding metrics?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:52
The latter I think.  They'd have let Jeter pitch if he demanded it
Johnny Coconuts
2:52
Dan's going to be taking on the role of ombudsman for Fangraphs. His first move will be looking into foul play for when Carson made fun of commercials made by long time Boston business owners.
Muffin Man
2:52
Do you know me?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:52
Dude, I've been to your house on Drury Lane
Not that a Muffin Man can afford to live there these days
2:53
When my sister was tiny, I used to sing her children's songs, but darkly in a minor key.  One of them was Muffin Man.
It totally helped disturb here
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