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Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat - 7/9/18
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Nils
2:53
Is the announcement you've signed on to play One-eyed Willie for the remake of the Goonies?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:53
IVE GOT TWO EYES LEARN TO COUNT PROLE
Another Spring.
2:53
Please tell me you're joining my "most-hated team".
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:53
Does it have benefits?
The Gyorko Store Called
2:53
Is "Dan Szymborski" a burner account for Dayton Moore?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:54
Distinct possibility.
Another Spring.
2:54
Is it true that one out of three announcements you make is food related? Are you entering an all-you-can-eat contest?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:54
I can't take Joey Chestnut.
Dave Szymborski (no relation)
2:54
It is called Fangraphs, but no looks at the graphs.  Makes you think.
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:54
Fang Raphs
Tim Tebow's Thunder Thighs
2:54
Also please don't stop chatting.  You're the only FG writer who looks beyond my ridiculous username to answer questions.
Another Spring.
2:54
Who's giving you a show on MLB Network?
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:55
I would totally love to do a panel show, a baseball version of Bill Maher's show, in which I have baseball players and random pop culture people and ask them inane questions before I lecture them.
Dank Szymborski
2:55
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE CLOWN SHOW HAS BEEN PUT ON HIATUS FOR RETOOLING
Smash Mouth
2:55
Ty Wigginton was the Orioles' All Star representative one year!
AvatarDan Szymborski
2:55
Holy sharking fit, I totally forgot this
2:56
I've blocked out most of my O's 2000-2010 memories, with a lot of help from alcohol and stubborness.
2:57
Every time someone brings up Buck Martinez's stint broadcasting the O's, I literally have ZERO memory of this
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME
Thanks for coming all!  See you next time!
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